Red boards get pulled over by the police more than any other color of boards. They did studies on this. I saw it on 20/20 one Friday night in 1999.
"Ah, 5'7 explains a LOT when it comes to your raging, chip-on-the-shoulder, ignana posts, Trout Punter."
Was thinking the same. I guess I would be extremely bitter if I was 5'7 and lived an hour from the beach. hahaha