.. one guy, probably around 21 years old or something was talking to his buddies and said something like: "I am going to get JESUS tattooed across my entire chest and probably on my back too, because if people can't tell that I follow jesus, just by looking at me while I am walking down the beach, then I am not serving Jesus well enough.."...
Very sad. It should be sufficient for people to recognize Christlike behavior in one's conduct.
That is what is stated in the "good book". For those interested, see 2 Corinthians 3:1-3, which basically says, among other things, our lives (attitude, actions, words & deeds, etc.) are a book that others are reading. Therefore, no need for pretentious tats or bumper stickers, IMHO.
Ohh, and bro, I actually thought of you the other evening at that interesting church inspired graduation dinner that I had to attend with my wife... Aside from all the "Jesus" rapping, this one guy, probably around 21 years old or something was talking to his buddies and said something like: "I am going to get JESUS tattooed across my entire chest and probably on my back too, because if people can't tell that I follow jesus, just by looking at me while I am walking down the beach, then I am not serving Jesus well enough. My ideas and my love for him need to be apparent to every single person that ever sees me and be mentioned in every conversation with everyone I encounter. Praise Jesus"...
But anyway, something like that.... And I just thought, dude, I need to introduce this guy to Wayne... They would have a freaking field day. That kid was really the only other person I have heard talk like that in a long time. I think everything he said was complete self-righteous BS that he was trying to impress his church buddies with, trying to be king of the JC castle... But either way bro... You are not alone.
anyone ever realize the people with jesus tattoos are phukin psychos that probly get the tat so they don't think they are going to hell.
to win HOTY you need to hate everyone, not just the beez. If anything youre on track to win softy of the year, not even close to half chub.
Yah, yah, yah, Hayduke c'mon chirpy you can do better than that. Pretty transparent attempt by you to get me to tell you to go bang beezlebub's mama, because she's got that Thursday 3-way for 20 buck special going on, but I won't say that.
I would never say that you chose a fantasy moniker that keeps you all stiff & drooling in your imaginary keyboard-inspired wanker's world, no, I couldn't say that, not with any accuracy, of course. Not I ! Didn't say that!
Nor would I ever indicate that the gnome has his head buried so far up your poseur arse that he finally realized why he is bald. I wouldn't say that kind of thing.
I surely wouldn't state that the clown arse prince of SI Forum hell, aka Fitzpedo, is a teacher, beezlebub hep me, hep me, hep us all & routinely posts borderline lobotomized items here. I wouldn't dare say anything about his ignana arse.
I would also never make the observation that Carter's gig where he's slamming his angry member into the tailpipe of an androgynous creature, could be chucka-boo-boo, could be that moron from philly, philo-something, could be beezlebub on a bad night in a dark van, could be Trout Stuffer aka the shredmachine............but I would never, ever insinuate any of that.
So, I really haven't said anything much at all. But it was a pleasant enough moment of your trying to draw me out.
Surf's up. Somewhere. Concentrate on that, sparky, and try not to stir up twoubble you silly wabbit.
Last edited by yankee; Jun 6, 2014 at 02:51 AM.
Reason: those effing contrails .....