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  1. #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by zach619 View Post
    .. one guy, probably around 21 years old or something was talking to his buddies and said something like: "I am going to get JESUS tattooed across my entire chest and probably on my back too, because if people can't tell that I follow jesus, just by looking at me while I am walking down the beach, then I am not serving Jesus well enough.."...
    Very sad. It should be sufficient for people to recognize Christlike behavior in one's conduct.

    That is what is stated in the "good book". For those interested, see 2 Corinthians 3:1-3, which basically says, among other things, our lives (attitude, actions, words & deeds, etc.) are a book that others are reading. Therefore, no need for pretentious tats or bumper stickers, IMHO.

    Just live it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidrock View Post
    Does that mean that you're going to stop posting once you hit 666 posts?
    ohhhhhhhhhhhh, THIS is Forum Gold, amigos.......

    beezlebub will likely cease spamming us at 665 & open up his 4th posting 'identity'

    BTW, my week wouldn't be complete without an infarc-shun. Gotta keep up with Sandblasters & GitCarter on the HOTY14 race to space somehow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankee View Post
    ohhhhhhhhhhhh, THIS is Forum Gold, amigos.......

    beezlebub will likely cease spamming us at 665 & open up his 4th posting 'identity'

    BTW, my week wouldn't be complete without an infarc-shun. Gotta keep up with Sandblasters & GitCarter on the HOTY14 race to space somehow.
    to win HOTY you need to hate everyone, not just the beez. If anything youre on track to win softy of the year, not even close to half chub.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hayduke Lives View Post
    to win HOTY you need to hate everyone, not just the beez. If anything youre on track to win softy of the year, not even close to half chub.
    Oh god please don't make Yankee go full CHUB!

    And to you Wyane LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOOL HAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zach619 View Post
    Ohh, and bro, I actually thought of you the other evening at that interesting church inspired graduation dinner that I had to attend with my wife... Aside from all the "Jesus" rapping, this one guy, probably around 21 years old or something was talking to his buddies and said something like: "I am going to get JESUS tattooed across my entire chest and probably on my back too, because if people can't tell that I follow jesus, just by looking at me while I am walking down the beach, then I am not serving Jesus well enough. My ideas and my love for him need to be apparent to every single person that ever sees me and be mentioned in every conversation with everyone I encounter. Praise Jesus"...

    But anyway, something like that.... And I just thought, dude, I need to introduce this guy to Wayne... They would have a freaking field day. That kid was really the only other person I have heard talk like that in a long time. I think everything he said was complete self-righteous BS that he was trying to impress his church buddies with, trying to be king of the JC castle... But either way bro... You are not alone.
    anyone ever realize the people with jesus tattoos are phukin psychos that probly get the tat so they don't think they are going to hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cepriano View Post
    anyone ever realize the people with jesus tattoos are phukin psychos that probly get the tat so they don't think they are going to hell.
    Either that, or a life-size Virgin of Guadalupe on their backs

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    if you have to talk about it or get tattoed, you arent being about it

    just stfu and be about it if you can

    So, wayne, dont TALK about Jesus, BE like jesus

    start by zipping it and curing aids, now get to work

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakeItStop View Post
    if you have to talk about it or get tattoed, you arent being about it

    just stfu and be about it if you can

    So, wayne, dont TALK about Jesus, BE like jesus

    start by zipping it and curing aids, now get to work
    What? Man I wish I could explain, but got my hands tied here on the SI Forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hayduke Lives View Post
    to win HOTY you need to hate everyone, not just the beez. If anything youre on track to win softy of the year, not even close to half chub.
    Yah, yah, yah, Hayduke c'mon chirpy you can do better than that. Pretty transparent attempt by you to get me to tell you to go bang beezlebub's mama, because she's got that Thursday 3-way for 20 buck special going on, but I won't say that.

    I would never say that you chose a fantasy moniker that keeps you all stiff & drooling in your imaginary keyboard-inspired wanker's world, no, I couldn't say that, not with any accuracy, of course. Not I ! Didn't say that!

    Nor would I ever indicate that the gnome has his head buried so far up your poseur arse that he finally realized why he is bald. I wouldn't say that kind of thing.

    I surely wouldn't state that the clown arse prince of SI Forum hell, aka Fitzpedo, is a teacher, beezlebub hep me, hep me, hep us all & routinely posts borderline lobotomized items here. I wouldn't dare say anything about his ignana arse.

    I would also never make the observation that Carter's gig where he's slamming his angry member into the tailpipe of an androgynous creature, could be chucka-boo-boo, could be that moron from philly, philo-something, could be beezlebub on a bad night in a dark van, could be Trout Stuffer aka the shredmachine............but I would never, ever insinuate any of that.

    So, I really haven't said anything much at all. But it was a pleasant enough moment of your trying to draw me out.

    Surf's up. Somewhere. Concentrate on that, sparky, and try not to stir up twoubble you silly wabbit.
    Last edited by yankee; Jun 6, 2014 at 02:51 AM. Reason: those effing contrails .....