Anybody got a prone paddleboard they want to sell? How am I supposed to go 6 months without catching a wave? Sh!T, I'm so ashamed for even contemplating this, but I think I'm going to have to buy a SUP. I DONT EVEN OWN A TRUCKER CAP. This is karma for burning SUPs for so many years.
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Jul 3, 2014, 06:07 PM #71
Jul 3, 2014, 06:17 PM #72
[QUOTE=zaGaffer;247323] but I think I'm going to have to buy a SUP. I DONT EVEN OWN A TRUCKER CAP.
that's good stuff right there
hang in there dog
Jul 3, 2014, 06:39 PM #73
Jul 3, 2014, 06:54 PM #74
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- Turtle Island
Fark Gaff sorry to hear about the lengthy recovery time.
Jul 3, 2014, 06:58 PM #75
6 months!?!?!?! Yuck. I think I'd be forced to duct tape a broom handle to the outside of my leg and peg leg it on a sponge. Paddle with your arms. At least you could catch a few on the small days.
Jul 3, 2014, 07:34 PM #76
Reaguns was prez. he was a lackey to the AMA. he went on tv crying about a fat guy who got a big settlement after getting his gut stapled, stuffing his big fat face, and bursting his gut. typical repug tactic. make an example of 1 guy to fug us all.
My suit started at a million. got 24,000 before expenses.
Jul 3, 2014, 07:43 PM #77
I'm sorry, I had to laugh at this. The one and only time I've ever SUPd I found it pretty damn easy to catch waves. As in, as soon as I got on the thing, I paddled out and I was catching waves. The only problem I had was that as soon as I caught one, I had a tendency to throw away the paddle since it kind of screwed up the whole experience of actually riding the wave and then I had to go get it, which kind of pissed off my friend who's gear it was. This was about 10 years ago when they first appeared on the scene and one of my buddy's was like "you gotta try this". It's not like it's really hard to balance on a 24" - 26" wide board, I've been surfing since I was 6 J and we're about the same age.
Jul 3, 2014, 07:52 PM #78
Jul 3, 2014, 08:07 PM #79
right click, save as dawnpatrolsup
Jul 3, 2014, 08:09 PM #80