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  1. #11
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    had a guy almost come down on top of me this weekend with a long board then give me the stink eye when I called him off.

  2. #12
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    Maybe the guy has physical disabilities you don't know about? Wouldn't be too cool clowning a disabled person now would it?

  3. #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kander29 View Post
    I guess you guys all started out as pros huh?
    I did. But I'm regressing like reverse aging. Now I'm in grom mode.

  4. #14
    welcome to the summertime in new joisey!! if you arent used to this, you havent been surfing very long. 3 months out of the year this place is a retard-infested hell hole, with douchebags arguing over ankle-high waves.

  5. #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by jerseyfloater View Post
    Anyone ever see a middle aged kook who takes like 20 mins to stand up..one leg at a time, whiffs most takeoffs and then if he even makes the section, has a style that resembles one taking a crap? Steer clear of this loser...
    Did you save up your thoughts for a few months to come up with this gem?

  6. #16
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    this thread is funny keep it alive lol.I imagine when someone rants about a particular surfer,and then somebody else comes on like fuk u,im guessing that somebody is who the original post is about.it would suck to be a surfer from cherry hill lol

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by jerseyfloater View Post
    Anyone ever see a middle aged kook who takes like 20 mins to stand up..one leg at a time, whiffs most takeoffs and then if he even makes the section, has a style that resembles one taking a crap? Steer clear of this loser...
    I have a feeling jerseyfloater and Kander are both kooks. Both summer only surfers (maybe some fall surfing). They would be fun to watch together.

  8. #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kander29 View Post
    I'm a kook and I'm embracing it.
    That's my point. Who are you to be telling anyone on this forum to "Get a life."? What makes you an expert on what "having a life is"?

    Do you make 6 figures? Do you bang models? Do you drive a luxury, sport automobile? Have you ever surfed 23' waves?

    If the answer to any of these questions, especially the last one is no; then my advice is to sit back, shut up, hold on and enjoy the ride.

  9. #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by zaGaffer View Post
    That's my point. Who are you to be telling anyone on this forum to "Get a life."? What makes you an expert on what "having a life is"?

    Do you make 6 figures? Do you bang models? Do you drive a luxury, sport automobile? Have you ever surfed 23' waves?

    If the answer to any of these questions, especially the last one is no; then my advice is to sit back, shut up, hold on and enjoy the ride.
    And of course you do all these things right bro? I think you need to take the thumb from out of your arse and understand that no matter what you do in life you're no better than a single other person. Get rid of that sense of the entitlement, you little man behind the big computer screen.

  10. #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by jerseyfloater View Post
    Anyone ever see a middle aged kook who takes like 20 mins to stand up..one leg at a time, whiffs most takeoffs and then if he even makes the section, has a style that resembles one taking a crap? Steer clear of this loser...
    That was me not all that long ago - stinkbug stance and all.