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  1. #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by windswellsucks View Post
    welcome to the summertime in new joisey!! if you arent used to this, you havent been surfing very long. 3 months out of the year this place is a retard-infested hell hole, with douchebags arguing over ankle-high waves.
    The most sad but accurate post of this thread ha ha ha ha

  2. #22
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    sounds like me since my legs went. that could be him someday

  3. #23
    Keep talking trash and you might end up a jersey floater.

    I just laughed my ass off, thank Haile Sallasse that I can entertain myself, that's the hardest I've laughed since Friday night when I saw Tracy Morgan.

  4. #24
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    And don't forget, you have to be shotting some piers, preferably at hunnington

  5. #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by DosXX View Post
    That was me not all that long ago - stinkbug stance and all.
    could it have been a 'roy' sighting?

  6. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by fl.surfdog View Post
    And don't forget, you have to be shotting some piers, preferably at hunnington
    I believe that pier was at Honeyton, actually. Not that Kandeya*s would know
    Last edited by Slashdog; Jun 11, 2014 at 12:55 PM.

  7. #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kander29 View Post
    And of course you do all these things right bro? I think you need to take the thumb from out of your arse and understand that no matter what you do in life you're no better than a single other person. Get rid of that sense of the entitlement, you little man behind the big computer screen.
    Kander=Slater
    Slater=Kander

    Einstein=Shart Huffer
    Shart Huffer=Einstein

    Like this? Good point, it makes perfect sense.

  8. #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by zaGaffer View Post
    No one listens to Turtle

    I didn't call you any names. "Little man", are you someone who views those who are short of stature as inferior? Did you know that Mark Richards is something like 5'5"? Kelly Slater's not really 5'9", I've seen the guy up close, he's barely 5'8". Man if you hate litte people you better quit surfing now chief. Surfing is dominated by the diminutive. Really big an tall guys like myself are at a natural disadvantage. Most progressive shapers Chris Christenson, Daniel Thomson, Manny Caro, Roy Stuart; are all 5'7" or shorter. Well, maybe not Roy Stuart, I think he's like 5'10". Little people have a long and proud history in the sport of surfing and surfing has always supported their acceptance by society as a whole and to break down stereotypes like this:



    I think you should be ashamed of yourself heightist.

    And no, my wife hasn't modeled since she was in her late teens. Now she's a horn-rimmed, glasses; business skirt-suit, wearing, banker type.
    Surfing is the only thing in life that I get jealous of when it comes to short dudes. Lower center of gravity goes a long way in our world...short little fukers.

  9. #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniffer View Post
    Surfing is the only thing in life that I get jealous of when it comes to short dudes. Lower center of gravity goes a long way in our world...short little fukers.
    in nj if you're 2ft tall you can well surf 1footers and call yourself a professional.
    and do they ever…..to the chagrin of surfers that have actually mastered the sport...

  10. #30
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    Summer 2014 Hello thread?