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  1. #21
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    lol what a retarded name sun bather bob? wtf is a matter with you, just go hang yourself with your leash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost of SJB View Post
    I think you should add a category for "Garrett McNamara of the Year," which will be awarded to the member who claims riding the biggest surf and/or tells the most tales.
    Or just

    SOTY

    Story of the Year. Nominees are Speed Bump and (...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmassSpicoli View Post
    Time is flying brahs, thus we look to keeping watch on those members putting forth performance worthy of both fame and infamy. Just like the MLB pennant race, we can remain vigilant on the leaders of all categories. Perhaps it will even motivate several to bettering their standing in their category of choice. Please stay on task here and list your nominations for this year's Swellies and offer justification for each. This is an opportunity for us to have some laughs and take some pride in the community that we spend much (or too much!) time in together.

    The categories are below and include my personal picks, which should in no way influence yours especially since I don't know a damn thing.

    Member of the Year (MOTY) - I'll refrain from any nomination at this time. Too many marquee career performances this far from too many members. Don't want to overhype one of them as there are really a lot of horses in this race.

    Rookie of the Year (ROTY) - metard. May as well engrave the trophy now. Honestly, this dude is a lock for multiple Swellie awards and perhaps even the previous category.

    Kook of the Year (KOTY) - SH. Too easy. We can mail this one in. Not like there's zero competition this year but his portfolio is a clincher.

    Bromance of the Year (BOTY) - 757surfer & Killa Kiel. We've heard little from the Dynamic Brüo in recent weeks although this double-headed monster has smacked more hi-fives, lips and split-tail in the first quarter than any other will do the rest of the year.

    Post of the Year (POTY) - anything by metard. This bro absolutely kills it on the pounds of tread impact per word written. The Beast of Brevity has stepped on the SI scene and shott out epic posts like a civil rights hose. They're basically all the same damn 3-8 word post so I vote for them all.

    Tread of the Year (TOTY) - The Punk Rock Thread courtesy of sandblasters. 14 pages of reverence to our musical inspirations of badassery. All generations of SI folk have taken delight in this tread that remains pristine and productive. sandblasters somehow spelled all words properly this time yet his trademark piss-poor grammar is alive and well in the OP. Thanks for the stoke brah!

    Fight of the Year (FOTY) - SH vs. the world. He gets knocked down, but he gets up again. Well, he doesn't actually get up, but he does manage to get back on his stomach. A glutton for punishment and the magnet of all SI hate.

    Hater of the Year (HOTY) - yankee. In the land of vitriol (SI), perhaps the most coveted Swellie is the HOTY. To the ends of self-promotion and hate-doping, many a forum member has championed their own cause and racked up justification for their vote. There are several threats to the title, yet no one thrives off localist hate more than the A$$hole of Assateague.

    Wahine of the Year (WOTY) - Betty. Our dear Beatrice was clearly a standout woman in 2013. However, in this calendar year she has posted more regularly, pioneered new scams and schemes with her harem of the Real Bettys of Fort Pierce, and also tolerated our misogynist arses to da max. The matriarch and queen mum of this break is the true WOTY.

    Conspiracy of the Year (COTY) - The many faces of SBJ/PJB. This serial self-reincarnator added to his baker's dozen of forum identities beyond belief since his multiple suspensions and bannings this year. Rumor has it that Micah is getting direct deposit payments from government assistance to not ban him further.

    Member Achievement of the Year (MATY) - seanmcgaff for his brilliant videos. Lots of competition for this one but seanmcgaff leads the way not only for his skill and style in both surfing and film editing but also for his humble approach to involving all of us in critiquing his fine work and making it something we can all share in and be proud of. This braddah certainly keeps the waters clean and the fish tacos are on me next time I'm out at Salt Creek.

    Swell of the Year (SOTY) - May 30 to June 3 Northeast. Hopefully this gets displaced by many a named storm in months ahead. Still, 12-second period swell for days on the EC is the stuff dreams are made of - and muscle-bound stock brokerage, too.
    Not bad, spicoli, not bad. I'd hate to bring back your emass8' moniker, but I'll do what must be done to take HOTY14. And '15, too.

    Only the SI Lifers know what I'm referring to, spicoli, with that 8' thing you had going on when you first popped up here as a blithering non-English-speaking refugee from waynetheinsaaaane's windowless white van of duct tape & doom.

    And here I was, foolishly concerned that you had been abducted on your trek through Alabama & forced to perform certain 'Deliverance' duties in some slobbering yahoo's shaping shed.

    BTW, you forgot THOTY of the year: Thread Hijacker of the Year. It can only go to our resident evil, aka, waynetheinsaaaane aka wti aka beezlebub aka thechosenone aka benedict wayneold aka CPS is looking for you, freak.
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    yankee im going for hoty were going to have to have a fight off, its going to get dirty in here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sandblasters View Post
    yankee im going for hoty were going to have to have a fight off, its going to get dirty in here.
    You've mellowed, broheim, you got no shot. Go for one of the other Swellies, you'll crush the comp.

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    wtf you mean ive mellowed? i havnt mellowed im just saving my best for last dont worry there will be a **** storm soon. they just dont make new guys like they used to i need some fuel to add to the fire.

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    Yeah we need Roy and Charlie Boo Boo back to get the real hate flowing again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankee View Post
    Not bad, spicoli, not bad. I'd hate to bring back your emass8' moniker, but I'll do what must be done to take HOTY14. And '15, too.

    Only the SI Lifers know what I'm referring to, spicoli, with that 8' thing you had going on when you first popped up here as a blithering non-English-speaking refugee from waynetheinsaaaane's windowless white van of duct tape & doom.

    And here I was, foolishly concerned that you had been abducted on your trek through Alabama & forced to perform certain 'Deliverance' duties in some slobbering yahoo's shaping shed.

    BTW, you forgot THOTY of the year: Thread Hijacker of the Year. It can only go to our resident evil, aka, waynetheinsaaaane aka wti aka beezlebub aka thechosenone aka benedict wayneold aka CPS is looking for you, freak.
    Yonkee, I will take the TSOTY= thread saver of the year. How can one hijack a thread. Just start the topic or stay on the topic. Face it Tankee you might just not like me.Off to bed that Free Surf Camp tomorrow. BTW lillaliel I will be at 16th tomorrow morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankee View Post
    You've mellowed, broheim, you got no shot. Go for one of the other Swellies, you'll crush the comp.
    He could get it by having authored TOTY The Punk Rock Tread. A fine consolation to the HOTY. Not exactly the NHL's Lady Byng Trophy given to the league's "Most Gentlemanly Player".

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    Quote Originally Posted by MY SAVIOR View Post
    Yonkee, I will take the TSOTY= thread saver of the year. How can one hijack a thread. Just start the topic or stay on the topic. Face it Tankee you might just not like me. Off to bed with little boys, getting ready for that Free touch my no no spot Camp tomorrow. BTW lillaliel I will be at 16th tomorrow morning.
    Oh wow pious preacher man took the low road and resorted to name calling! Not very Christ like if you ask me Wayne. We always new you were a hypocritical piece of crap. Face it man you hijack numerous threads to talk about religion and push your agenda even though you have been told by the vast majority of memebers and SI Admin that this is not what we want to see on here. Why do you insist on imposing your views on the forum and the world? What makes you think that you are right and the rest of the world should listen to you? Are you that damn egotistical? Oh and I fixed your post for you in the quote.
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