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    Talking Best surf spot July?

    Going on a surf trip mid July, either for 1 or 2 weeks. Trying to find the best destination. (warm water only )

    Flying out of Toronto so closer would be nice.

    Thinking about Bali but it is insanely far for only 2 weeks, any other suggestions?

    Or maybe Florianopolis, Brazil, hear real good things
    Last edited by surfnewb; Jun 17, 2014 at 08:54 PM.

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    Get a wetsuit and some booties and go to South Africa. You'll be ok because we discuss racial issues on here.

    So, you a Canadian? I like Canadians.

    You got a peepee or a vajayjay?

    I like Canadian women. That's what I'm talking aboot.

    I don't know, dudette/dude, but I think this maybe something for you to decide.

    If you are a surfnewby, then forget classic spots, you won't be able to appreciate them. You don't want to learn how to surf in Bali. You can do that in New Jersey.

    If you are a chick, come to New Jersey. If the waves aren't rideable, there's a ton of stuff to do.

    Jersey shore mucho fun.

    You ever play skee ball? You ever eat pizza? We could visit the town where they filmed JERSEY SHORE - you know with PAULY D and crew. Oh we'll have so much fun.

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    Get a pilot to air drop you at these coordinates:

    11.3500 N, 142.2000 E

    It’s a super secluded surf destination, you might be able to get a charter boat to bring you out and you can paddle out to the lineup. The views are spectacular and the sea life you’ll encounter there is like nothing else on the planet! If you fish or dive at all you might even be able to come across one of these little guys!

    2916585365_e5d7c168c7.jpg

    I’ve never tried them but from what I hear they’re quite tasty. If you can hold your breath really well too I try and see how far you can swim down, the farther you go the crazy the sea creatures get, just make sure to watch out for them goblin sharks.


    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost of SJB View Post
    So, you a Canadian? I like Canadians.

    You got a peepee or a vajayjay?
    And Ghost of SJB, for same of your lack of inequality. Surfnewb could have a vayjaypeepee, don’t for get to leave out the transgendered Canadians!
    Last edited by ZombieSurfer; Jun 17, 2014 at 09:03 PM. Reason: spellin

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZombieSurfer View Post
    Get a pilot to air drop you at these coordinates:

    11.3500 N, 142.2000 E!
    Uuuuuuuuuuhhh, pretty sure thats the deepest trench in the ocean am I wrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HighOnLife View Post
    Uuuuuuuuuuhhh, pretty sure thats the deepest trench in the ocean am I wrong?
    you are correct! go for a surf out there, can probably do some tow in stuff, I'm read that trench breaks like cortes bank. you might even run into this fellow out there


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    Yes, and here's what it sounds like...

    Quote Originally Posted by HighOnLife View Post
    Uuuuuuuuuuhhh, pretty sure thats the deepest trench in the ocean am I wrong?
    https://soundcloud.com/oculustransmi...0-n-142-2000-e

    Play in background on loop while you peruse the SI forums.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost of SJB View Post
    Get a wetsuit and some booties and go to South Africa. You'll be ok because we discuss racial issues on here.
    Good one!!!

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    HAHAHA

    sorry bud I got a peepee.

    It'll be my 3rd surftrip so hopefully I would be able to appreciate it

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    Quote Originally Posted by surfnewb View Post
    HAHAHA

    sorry bud I got a peepee.

    It'll be my 3rd surftrip so hopefully I would be able to appreciate it
    how bout mexico???

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    Quote Originally Posted by baddy trailerpark View Post
    how bout mexico???
    Didnt even consider that, I'll take a look thanks!