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  1. #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by kpd73 View Post
    Getting a fresh 3 separate sitting tattoo in anticipation of this flat spell. Will post a picture of it, my girlfriend, my sister, and my mom in the 3 stages accordingly.

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    What he failed to mention is those are all three the same person.

  3. #23
    This just in:

    URGENT — WEATHER MESSAGE
    NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE JACKSONVILLE, FL
    1900 PM EDT SUN JUN 27, 2014

    ...DEVASTATING DAMAGE EXPECTED...
    INVEST 91L ... A MOST POWERFUL HURRICANE WITH UNPRECEDENTED
    STRENGTH... RIVALING THE INTENSITY OF HURRICANE CAMILLE OF 1969.

    MOST OF THE AREA WILL BE UNINHABITABLE FOR WEEKS...PERHAPS LONGER. AT
    LEAST ONE HALF OF WELL CONSTRUCTED HOMES WILL HAVE ROOF AND WALL
    FAILURE. ALL GABLED ROOFS WILL FAIL...LEAVING THOSE HOMES SEVERELY
    DAMAGED OR DESTROYED.

    THE MAJORITY OF INDUSTRIAL BUILDINGS WILL BECOME NON FUNCTIONAL.
    PARTIAL TO COMPLETE WALL AND ROOF FAILURE IS EXPECTED. ALL WOOD
    FRAMED LOW RISING APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL BE DESTROYED. CONCRETE
    BLOCK LOW RISE APARTMENTS WILL SUSTAIN MAJOR DAMAGE...INCLUDING SOME
    WALL AND ROOF FAILURE.

    AIRBORNE DEBRIS WILL BE WIDESPREAD...AND MAY INCLUDE HEAVY ITEMS SUCH
    AS HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES AND EVEN LIGHT VEHICLES. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLES
    AND LIGHT TRUCKS WILL BE MOVED. THE BLOWN DEBRIS WILL CREATE
    ADDITIONAL DESTRUCTION. PERSONS...PETS...AND LIVESTOCK EXPOSED TO THE
    WINDS WILL FACE CERTAIN DEATH IF STRUCK.

    POWER OUTAGES WILL LAST FOR WEEKS...AS MOST POWER POLES WILL BE DOWN
    AND TRANSFORMERS DESTROYED. WATER SHORTAGES WILL MAKE HUMAN SUFFERING
    INCREDIBLE BY MODERN STANDARDS.

    THE VAST MAJORITY OF NATIVE TREES WILL BE SNAPPED OR UPROOTED. ONLY
    THE HEARTIEST WILL REMAIN STANDING...BUT BE TOTALLY DEFOLIATED. FEW
    CROPS WILL REMAIN. LIVESTOCK LEFT EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL BE
    KILLED.

    AN INLAND HURRICANE WIND WARNING IS ISSUED WHEN SUSTAINED WINDS NEAR
    HURRICANE FORCE...OR FREQUENT GUSTS AT OR ABOVE HURRICANE FORCE...ARE
    CERTAIN WITHIN THE NEXT 12 TO 24 HOURS.

    ONCE TROPICAL STORM AND HURRICANE FORCE WINDS ONSET...DO NOT VENTURE
    OUTSIDE!

  4. #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by UserID View Post
    What he failed to mention is those are all three the same person.
    You thought it. You typed it. You read it. And All 3 times it sounded right to you, so you sent it. If you were just a Little smarter? You'd be retarded.

  5. #25
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    zippy are you getting hungry?

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    Got out there today, took off work, by @8:30 the first 75 minutes or so were really fun thigh high with sets of waist rolling in for the patient surfers. It was s nice surprise as originally was supposed to be about one foot waves. You could see the deep dark clouds of the almost tropicsl depression off shore. Wind picked up, got pretty choppy , but early was a nice treat.

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    it's gonna be flat, and probably a chance of rain with 20 mph onshore winds. not even a good beach day, best bet to just stay inside and nurse those july 4th hangovers

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    It's not gonna happen, it's not gonna happen, it's not gonna happen. That said I am hungry and thankfully I where a small pizza with extra cheese as a hat so I'm not that concerned if I'm wrong. Which I'm not.

  9. #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZombieSurfer View Post
    it's gonna be flat, and probably a chance of rain with 20 mph onshore winds. not even a good beach day, best bet to just stay inside and nurse those july 4th hangovers
    if this system is crowned a tropical storm at 5:00 today as forecast i would officially like to christen
    this thread a success and call it SWELL DIS-INFO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baddy trailerpark View Post
    if this system is crowned a tropical storm at 5:00 today as forecast i would officially like to christen
    this thread a success and call it SWELL DIS-INFO.
    if it happens we should let shark-hunter come back