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  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by kidrock View Post
    Gina Carano: yes. Rousey: NO. Her clitty is probably as big as a thumb.
    One of our body's cruel jokes. 'Roids make their parts grow and ours shrink.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by goosemagoo View Post
    One of our body's cruel jokes. 'Roids make their parts grow and ours shrink.
    Actually bro, it only shrinks the eggs....not the bacon (contrary to popular belief).

  3. #13
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    No bro. Muscled out chicks are nasty holmes. Don't care how dolled up you look in a dress with a pound of makeup on, cause once we get in the hot tub, and your makeup melts off exposing your welts and black eye, then when you drop trow, I am staring at a 12 pack and tree trunk legs. And when she spreads her legs and it looks like the tip of an elephants trunk, I'm done with it. She might be able to take me down if she landed a clean shot, but I bet I could hop outta the hot tub and out run her on a wet pool deck any day. Big tree fall hard.

    Nope. Wouldn't touch all that mess.

  4. #14
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    id hit it, or she might hit me idk either or someone would be getting something good.

  5. #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by ATANTICOO View Post
    Hit it? With or without the mouthguard?

    How many lbs do you think she can Kegel?


    I lol'd

  6. #16
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    5'7 & 135 lbs of toned, athletic insanity freak-a-deek.....shiiiite yah, hit it & quit it. Although Rousey would likely put a hurtin' on you lil fellas, like andrew & hawkfart.

    As sandblasters would say in his best cackalaky slurring voice..... They all look purty good from behind...

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by zach619 View Post
    No bro. Muscled out chicks are nasty holmes. Don't care how dolled up you look in a dress with a pound of makeup on, cause once we get in the hot tub, and your makeup melts off exposing your welts and black eye, then when you drop trow, I am staring at a 12 pack and tree trunk legs. And when she spreads her legs and it looks like the tip of an elephants trunk, I'm done with it. She might be able to take me down if she landed a clean shot, but I bet I could hop outta the hot tub and out run her on a wet pool deck any day. Big tree fall hard.

    Nope. Wouldn't touch all that mess.
    You owe me a new keyboard...after I spewed coffee all over it.
    That was hysterical.