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    Quote Originally Posted by DawnPatrolSUP View Post
    +1 Best way to do it. Nobody questions a guy who sh*ts his pants.

    Funny story, we actually had a guy sh*t his pants on the sales floor at work a couple years ago, dude was so embarrassed, it wasn't intentional, which made it even more funny. We know it wasn't a lie because of the smell...

    So I gotta ask the question.... Do farts have lumps?
    I keep telling myself I'm gonna do it one day...it's have to be strategic...gear in car + extra pants, put in a half hour, sh!t myself, then straight to the beach(after changing in the park up the street from my job)...

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    Quote Originally Posted by seldom seen View Post
    I keep telling myself I'm gonna do it one day...it's have to be strategic...gear in car + extra pants, put in a half hour, sh!t myself, then straight to the beach(after changing in the park up the street from my job)...
    Just imagine the warm squishy sensation.... mmmmmm HAHAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by DawnPatrolSUP View Post
    Just imagine the warm squishy sensation.... mmmmmm HAHAHA
    Oh it'd be brutal, itchy too...which reminds me of an old thread, that might be the sh!t where I'd HAVE to use moist wipeys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DawnPatrolSUP View Post
    +1 Best way to do it. Nobody questions a guy who sh*ts his pants.

    Funny story, we actually had a guy sh*t his pants on the sales floor at work a couple years ago, dude was so embarrassed, it wasn't intentional, which made it even more funny. We know it wasn't a lie because of the smell...

    So I gotta ask the question.... Do farts have lumps?
    They get lumpier as you grow older. "When you get to be my age, never trust a fart" ...Jack Nicholson
    Last edited by sisurfdogg; Jul 31, 2014 at 06:18 PM. Reason: brain fart

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    you guys have twisted this topic beyond recognition...how do i disassociate myself from this thread?

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    Sorry dude.

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    Ill put myself out there... Its been about 15 years ago, I was an executive for Target. Walking through the store I thought I had a little fart.... nope, surprise, it was a shart! Luckily I was able to get to the men's section and grab a new pair of khakis and get back to the bathroom before being spotted. Not funny then, but funny as hell now!

    Sorry Hanna! LOL

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    Clemson Surf has a GREAT story to add to this thread! Where you at homie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zach619 View Post
    Clemson Surf has a GREAT story to add to this thread! Where you at homie?
    Bo. I just deleted all my old messages, specifically the one I sent to you stating "I didn't really poop." With that being said, I've had plenty of extra-toilet, intra-undies poos in my day.

    Which one do you want to hear about crab legs or fried pickles?

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    let's hear both