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  1. #1
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    grilling out: a tutorial

    ny strip
    baked potato

    liquor and beer


    that's it. we are gonna keep it simple. i see way to many f-up's with all sorts of gay sh*t. there will be no salad, no steamed kale or asparagus. no, all that stuff does is side track you from the greatness of steak.

    here we go. you will need this to start.


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    Grill the way you drop the knowledge brother. Plain and simple. Perfect.

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    step 1:

    make a drink, you choose the liquor but no wine, srsly gtfo with that. beer is for the meal

    preheat oven to 425


    put on some surf flick, music, downton abby, idgaf



    btw you will also need this:



    gtfo with that matchlight stuff. you wanna taste the meat, not the heat

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    you probably already know this but, we are grilling a strip, you can substitute for filet or porterhouse. i wont care.

    if you don't like a filet or strip, now would be a good time for you to drive as fast as you can into a tree

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    oops, forgot some stuff


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    step 2

    make a drink

    wash potato, poke holes with fork, rub on butter and pour a little salt on

    should look like this:



    potato in oven for 1 hr

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    light grill

    pro tip: dip paper towel in cooking oil. it will get the fire going

    sometime the natural wood is a mf'er to get up to heat


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    make drink

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    also, i think i should be honest about my culinary skills. i have no formal training and i'm pretty sure i never cooked for waffle house.

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    put steak on grill





    you may be asking, why does that retard have a grill on his grill?

    idfk