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  1. #141
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    Quote Originally Posted by MergatroidSkittle View Post
    Keep posting on swellinfo while i bang your wife you little cu(kold, she needs a real man not a manchild like you, your 3 inch baby ***** cant satisfy her like my 7 x 7.5 inch pulsating veiny thunder co(k
    Did you just learn the word cuckold or something? I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you Jr but I was there 15 years ago when your mom got knocked up with your sorry little douche canoe fetus. There were 8-10 dudes banging her then taking turns filling her up like a Twinkie so any one of those dudes could be your dad. I was the only one who pulled out and gave her face a hot coat with jizz so thank god I'm not your dad or you would be grounded till you were 18 for being a lame piece of monkey d!ck cheese.

  2. #142
    Quote Originally Posted by GODSxMOONBEAN View Post
    Come on dude. F*ckin **** jokes. I mean, I'm the same age as you but f*ck man grow up. Your acting like a whiny 13 yr old. And no way your 7.5 in, 6 at most. 7.5 in at 15 yrs of age is almost unheard of.
    I'm actually being honest, I always thought my **** was average or small cuz of the perspective but when I measured it it was just barely 7 long, and its actually thicker than my wrists. I can post a pic to prove you wrong

  3. #143
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    Quote Originally Posted by MergatroidSkittle View Post
    I'm actually being honest, I always thought my **** was average or small cuz of the perspective but when I measured it it was just barely 7 long, and its actually thicker than my wrists. I can post a pic to prove you wrong
    Please, no pics. I guess your blessed, but dam I still don't believe you on the width. Anyways, I'm done with this d*ck talk, it's started to feel to weird.

  4. #144
    Quote Originally Posted by rcarter View Post
    Did you just learn the word cuckold or something? I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you Jr but I was there 15 years ago when your mom got knocked up with your sorry little douche canoe fetus. There were 8-10 dudes banging her then taking turns filling her up like a Twinkie so any one of those dudes could be your dad. I was the only one who pulled out and gave her face a hot coat with jizz so thank god I'm not your dad or you would be grounded till you were 18 for being a lame piece of monkey d!ck cheese.
    Nah sorry my dads been the only one with my mom and I love him to death and he loves me too, your dad left you and your crackhead mother cuz he could tell there was something ****in wrong with you and deemed you a lost cause.

  5. #145
    Quote Originally Posted by GODSxMOONBEAN View Post
    Please, no pics. I guess your blessed, but dam I still don't believe you on the width. Anyways, I'm done with this d*ck talk, it's started to feel to weird.
    Lol when I saw what the tape measurer said my eyes lit up in pure joy

  6. #146
    carter, these grommets are comparing peckers now. It's like RIsurfer + livesurffish on steroids. Can you intervene this locker room/game of doctor whatever it is please? yankee normally would but he's about to board a plane.

  7. #147
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    Quote Originally Posted by EmassSpicoli View Post
    carter, these grommets are comparing peckers now. It's like RIsurfer + livesurffish on steroids. Can you intervene this locker room/game of doctor whatever it is please? yankee normally would but he's about to board a plane.
    I didn't compare anything. I was merely pointing out flaws in his lie.

  8. #148
    Quote Originally Posted by GODSxMOONBEAN View Post
    I didn't compare anything. I was merely pointing out flaws in his lie.
    Bro, you've inspected more package than U.S. Customs.

  9. #149
    Quote Originally Posted by GODSxMOONBEAN View Post
    I didn't compare anything. I was merely pointing out flaws in his lie.
    I'm not lieing tho

  10. #150
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    Quote Originally Posted by EmassSpicoli View Post
    Bro, you've inspected more package than U.S. Customs.
    I gotta give you that one. We'll done.