Rule #23 - Banging Hindu women are required, as well as bench pressing 400lbs and surfing 23 footers. All violators will be injected with Ebola and turned over to Wayne The Insane to get pounded in the a$$ American Taliban style while being bent over Roy's 23 foot wooden plank as Chuck a BooBoo pounds your face in like a latex dummy.
Damn DPS, that is the total package right there....haha...Quote of the Year nomination
When can I come visit?
So is that wave the same one as in Endless Summer?
Originally Posted by cackedinri
hey, dont mean to beat around the bush but are you black?
this guy archy has a new Surfing Diversity program. He will give you all the necessary surfing equipment to get involved. I'm talking board, wetsuit, stretchy waist boardshorts, Toyota Tacomas, WCT placement, scholarship to Harvard.....all that white guy **** bro, just so he can feel good about his own whiteness.
Hit him up.
From the "Jep", I'm guessing they're Orange not black.
mr Africa,I didn't know u guys had internet let alone electricity in that part of the world,w Africa.how did u find yourself coming to a forum based out of northeast America?u speak good English aswell.are u a real African or or an American who decided to make a surf camp in Africa?its not a bad idea people pay large amounts to get driven around to surf epic waves in 3rd world countries.its a good option but not too many people want to go to Africa.I know theres got to thousands of undiscovered perfect waves in that region.i wouldn't worry about the ebola either,Africa is a big place
Discount to SI members is a good idea Property here is super expensive as well if the address is right
Welcome AfricanSurfer!! I wish you all the best of luck in getting a bunch of surfers to agree on anything but I for one think you've made a good start in creating a "rules to surf by" list. What is this list to be used for?
So far the info has been sort of helpful, esp re pricing. How much for lodging near the breaks? Discarding the random ebola encounter, what's the safety factor / aspect on land? How much are the women?
Lodging western style with toilet, shower, running water, power and internet is pretty expensive here in Senegal. As you also see on my prices.
You can also live low life style, but then you will not be sure to have all the above mentioned. The you can get a room for 10 USD per day. We are at the end of the Sahara dessert, so nothing grows and water is precious. Morocco is the cheap "semi African" solution it's much cheaper, but then you will also have to share the good waves with 40 others.
those are very nice rules. no one in america obeys them anymore. seriously, no one.
thanks for posting,
ps. the usa is exporting 20 yr old "trustafarians" to your country
Guess it's also due to over crowded spots and a couple of ....... can destroy any kind of lineup. We are at least so lucky to have few people in the water. So still super fun to be sharing waves with locals and tourists.