I went back and read this thread after reading zaGaffer's let's go surfing post. Someone asked if Gaff was a first name, so... Now I know he gaffs.
IBC: In Galveston, we have BOIs and IBCs. BOIs are "Born on the Island." IBCs are "Islanders by Choice." I wasn't born here.
Paulie: I have a female IBC friend who grew up in NYC, Bronx I think. I am Paul. She knows I am of of Italian heritage. She always calls me Paulie, with a thick NYC accent. You know, Poohlie, or somethin. Probably normal for some of y'all up north, but kinda stands out down here in Texas. Remember the girl with the legs in metard's BBQ tutorial? "She's crazy" I believe he said. This girl's kinda like that, but no pics are gonna show up here. What with her bein famous with the authorities and all... Wouldn't be good for her.