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    Chicks who dig surfers

    So some ladies seem to be attracted to the idea of a dude regularly going surfing as an activity in his spare time or sometimes even for the more extreme lifestyle types. Is it whack to use it in conversation when talking to chicks about what you do and where your from stuff if your life kind of revolves around it? I mentioned it for only a brief second last night because no one cares about your surfing stories if they don't surf but I think it sealed the deal with this babe. YEWWW

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    Yes bro don't try and tell her a single thing about onshore vs. offshore or upwelling or wave period. It'll only go downhill from there and you already have her sacked so there's no point. She only wants to know that you surf and that you'll teach her to surf even though she'll never really have you take her surfing. It fits into their fantastical mind and mental imagery of a male. If you end up in a relationship with her, it's quite likely that she will dislike that you surf and really the only tail she wants you to ride is hers. Honestly, I find little attraction to a girl who won't listen to me talk about some surfing even if they don't give two. We have to listen to this, that, and the other about makeup, handbags, celebs on TV, and the rest. Why the hell can't we talk about one of nature's greatest gifts?

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    "The only tail she wants you to ride is hers"

    Pure gold

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    Do we really have to listen to this and that though? Plus what's the point in telling her anything about it even that you do it at all if she doesn't care? I don't know seems like the epitome of douchery but it may have worked...for better or worse idk
    Quote Originally Posted by EmassSpicoli View Post
    Yes bro don't try and tell her a single thing about onshore vs. offshore or upwelling or wave period. It'll only go downhill from there and you already have her sacked so there's no point. She only wants to know that you surf and that you'll teach her to surf even though she'll never really have you take her surfing. It fits into their fantastical mind and mental imagery of a male. If you end up in a relationship with her, it's quite likely that she will dislike that you surf and really the only tail she wants you to ride is hers. Honestly, I find little attraction to a girl who won't listen to me talk about some surfing even if they don't give two. We have to listen to this, that, and the other about makeup, handbags, celebs on TV, and the rest. Why the hell can't we talk about one of nature's greatest gifts?

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    lol big beezy coming through
    Quote Originally Posted by BigWorm View Post
    "The only tail she wants you to ride is hers"

    Pure gold

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    You hit the nail on the head when you said she liked the "idea" of a surfer. When the reality sinks in that you 'sneak' off before dawn in the middle of winter to go surf, or that the report of a building south swell has your buddies ringing your phone saying to drop everything to head to the beach (and you do of course, cant pass up a head high + south swell), well thats when she starts to change her mind.

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    after she has you hooked, your infatuation with surfing will drive her crazy and she will obsess trying to change you. It's in the female nature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidrock View Post
    after she has you hooked, your infatuation with surfing will drive her crazy and she will obsess trying to change you. It's in the female nature.
    Bingo. leetymike808 also nailed it.

    Find a chica who surfs, preferably better than you. She will have the hot unit & she will always understand the addiction takes priority.

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    metard is like:

    ay gurl, what kinda car you drive? cause ima follow you out to the parking lot

    ay gurl, where you live? cause ima drive by your house 43 times

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