SS, I've taken a page from Wayne's book and am offering unsolicited advice. I think everyone else should do so as well so Mr. Seen can land that special lady he deserves.
1) Don't put the pvssy on a pedestal. I watched the 40 yr old virgin the other day and this is sound advice. Just because Emma sits high above us all during the day doesn't me she don't get down at night.
2) Go dragon hunting. Think medieval times. The hottest girl or the unobtainable one that catches your eye at the beach, bar, party, grocery store, gym, office is the dragon. Who slays the dragon? The knight in shining armor. The worst that can happen is you get your head bit off and walk away charred but she's probably just hanging out doing dragon things wondering why no one is trying to slay her.
3) There is no forbidden fruit. Unless it's really forbidden, don't go messing up a family or get involved with a friend's lady. She has a man but you don't know him? No problem, she must be looking for an out if she's talking to you. Be wary of this one though.
4) This advice may lead you to more women than you expect. You being a person of high ideals and a romanticized view of how things should be, may find that the dragon has a troll's personality. Don't be afraid to leave on your white horse as fast as you rode in.
Wow, thank you Clemson. That was awfully nice and I appreciate your efforts. I will take all of this into serious consideration. I like your Emma analogy as well, very true indeed.
Ya know, 8 years of domestication took me out 'da game' for a while. Kinda weird getting back in.
There was a dragon that was a troll last year, but I must've done something right 'cuz I had the horse ready for that one.
But when I put this advice to use, and find me a decent old lady, I thank you on behalf of my family(including my animals). We sometimes need a woman to reign us in, which might be good to help temper my rage. Even still, I cannot abide another extirpation of my canid brethren, but maybe a lady could help me channel that in more positive ways.