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    Who wants to film me ripping Hatteras this week?

    Have the week off this week, and I will be tearing Hatteras waves apart. If you want some footage of this for your little surf movies, we can meet at Conner's in Buxton. You will then be blindfolded, and transported to one of many secret spots. Serious inquiries only.

    Oh, and thanks to the person who reported me and got me put on lockdown a while back. You taught me a lesson.

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    no

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    sounds legit

    where do i meet to get blindfolded?

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    Are you working with Wayne?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rcarter View Post
    Are you working with Wayne?
    I thought Wayne preferred small children?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GODSxMOONBEAN View Post
    I thought Wayne preferred small children?
    He does I just thought the slayer may be working with him to lure the kiddie in.

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    Do I have to say it? OK... It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

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    Damn. I was just about to post this exact thing myself (minus the surfing/filming part). I think now it would just be too confusing for people in Conner's parking lot trying to find the right person to be abducted by. Back to the drawing board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rcarter View Post
    He does I just thought the slayer may be working with him to lure the kiddie in.
    I see. Wayne is on leave, it would make sense for him to hire help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MFitz73 View Post
    Do I have to say it? OK... It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.
    Say, are you about a size 14?