Have the week off this week, and I will be tearing Hatteras waves apart. If you want some footage of this for your little surf movies, we can meet at Conner's in Buxton. You will then be blindfolded, and transported to one of many secret spots. Serious inquiries only.
Oh, and thanks to the person who reported me and got me put on lockdown a while back. You taught me a lesson.
Damn. I was just about to post this exact thing myself (minus the surfing/filming part). I think now it would just be too confusing for people in Conner's parking lot trying to find the right person to be abducted by. Back to the drawing board.