Originally Posted by
MasonBarnes
Hey Brahs, it's Mason Barnes from WB.
1st off - I'd like to give thanks Chris Moore for the props.
2nd - My posse and I own all of WB. We are a group of competitive pro surfers who respect the earth, the ocean, and all surfers regardless of their ability, as long as the are equally respectful.
3rd - I have been a visitor to this excellent site for a few years now, but I decided to register to tell you the truth about the "force" and hopefully put the topic to rest once and for all.
The force is nothing more than 2 or 3 little, juvenile, snot-nosed kids, who give legit surfers a bad name. They come home daily either after getting a beating in school or being shut-out on the waves and run to s~ckle on their mommy's t~ts. Then they like to nestle and snuggle together at night and talk about who got the worst of it during the day. The one who got the worst of it then gets to have his little pee-wee, hairless, d~ck s~~ked by the other.
So to all my brahs out there, keep it real and forget about these force creatures who will soon become burdens on the economy, the court system, and the corrections facilities....
Peace,
Mason Barnes
