
Originally Posted by
conway
so you wanna be in the FORCE do ya?
you need:
fifteen years of mma training in the northeast mountains of the southern galapagos islands
twenty five years of navy SEAL experience
ten years on the WCT
friends with Kelly Slater
best friends with Laird Hamilton
must have won on one episode of fear factor
must have over ten tattoos
minimum bench max of 350 pounds
must have shaken hands with Abraham Lincoln
must speak at least 28 languages fluently
at least one i love sweetwater tattoo
must personally know BENNY B
must ride a js and a merrick at the same time
must be a reveloutionary war veteran
must go to mase at least three times a week
must rock zeppelin at all times
no less than two peircings, no more than 24
must be open to experimentation
must be obamas running mate
those are the rules. you can go by sweetwater to request a membership application, then after completing the requierments, it must be notorized and signed by the mayor of Tuscaloosa, alabama.
have fun.