Long story short, it was this girl who posted it searching for the dude she was with the night before.. they had a great night and he said he just wanted to cuddle with her and wasnt a big deal to have sex.
Well apparently, she woke up with her eye glued shut from 'something', a huge pile of doo doo in her bathroom on the floor, and some other things.
She woke up to this and the dude was gone... It was a good read!