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  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Scoopy! View Post
    Why not a night with Kate Upton?
    Man, I am talking a full 24 hours with both. Or..... 8 hours of that perfect wave.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lonesome Tractor View Post
    You say I have a choice when in actuality neither of these are realistic options for me. Given the opportunity of any unrealistic option I would probably just chop off my d1ck and feed it to the ducks.
    That is some kind John Nash sh!t right there.

  3. #13
    i'm going for the wave.

  4. #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by metard View Post
    don't care
    She has a suspicious looking mole right below her bikini line... Send her to me so I can examine it more closely... After all I do post on swell info, and that makes me almost a doctor...

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    Quote Originally Posted by metard View Post
    don't care
    dammit tard....if you coulda just stopped after the firsts :01 I woulda agreed...then it continued....and it looked like some grom threw on a thong and tucked his wang between his legs

  6. #16
    A load is a load.

    You know the definition of eternity, right....? The time between when you cum & when she leaves.

    Doesn't matter who she is: behind every gorgeous woman is a man who's sick & tired of her shiiite.

    When does the plane leave for that wave in Somalia?? Get me 2, herrrmannno

  7. #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by your pier View Post
    Kate upton got no booty
    But she has some tig ol bitties!

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    Quote Originally Posted by your pier View Post
    dammit tard....if you coulda just stopped after the firsts :01 I woulda agreed...then it continued....and it looked like some grom threw on a thong and tucked his wang between his legs
    but i still would go down on her fart box the morning after draft beer and mexican food

  9. #19
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    maybe I went too far

  10. #20
    you won't know if you don't go.