Surfing and sex are very similar in certain ways. You have to pump hard to clear a section, you pull in and out of the barrel, and finally you are always trying to smack something. Even the lip(s)! Enjoy.
That is ****ed up but very true. Ahahaha. Love the idea behind it tho...
or even better take a few week vacation where you surf all mornign into mid afternoon; do a little drinking and eating then have sex for the rest of the day into the midnight hours and OK sleep for a few hours before starting all over
hmmm the question that comes is should yoru gf / wife be in the water surfing with you OR should surfing be a peacefull time between yourself & mother ocean????