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  1. Oct 15, 2008, 11:46 AM #21
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    LOLLL... now did you make that up or find it?
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  2. Oct 15, 2008, 12:11 PM #22
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    I would rather bang out mother oceans big gaping "back door" over any other chick...
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  3. Oct 15, 2008, 06:58 PM #23
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    I cant knock ya on that, Id rather a good day of surf over sex day.

    But the best is have a great surf and railin your lady in the shower after... Haha
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  4. Oct 16, 2008, 12:00 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnaplasm View Post
    I cant knock ya on that, Id rather a good day of surf over sex day.

    But the best is have a great surf and railin your lady in the shower after... Haha
    Amen to that!
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  5. Oct 16, 2008, 01:10 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by DHD511rounded View Post
    Surfing and sex are very similar in certain ways. You have to pump hard to clear a section, you pull in and out of the barrel, and finally you are always trying to smack something. Even the lip(s)! Enjoy.
    That is ****ed up but very true. Ahahaha. Love the idea behind it tho...
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  6. Oct 16, 2008, 01:44 AM #26
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    east coast

    living here on the east coast def WAVES
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  7. Oct 16, 2008, 01:55 AM #27
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    hmm

    WAVES! for sure
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  8. Oct 16, 2008, 06:46 PM #28
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    well, the way i see it, getting laid is like pulling in the barrel, sometimes you need to be forcefull to get to it,
    gentel when you get in it,
    and when sh!t starts to go bad,... run like hell.
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  9. Oct 16, 2008, 07:42 PM #29
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    LOLLLLLLLLLLL!!! Keep these analogies coming.. they are great..
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  10. Oct 16, 2008, 09:06 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by ecunfortunate View Post
    just get laid after you go surfing
    or even better take a few week vacation where you surf all mornign into mid afternoon; do a little drinking and eating then have sex for the rest of the day into the midnight hours and OK sleep for a few hours before starting all over

    hmmm the question that comes is should yoru gf / wife be in the water surfing with you OR should surfing be a peacefull time between yourself & mother ocean????
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