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  1. #21
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    LOLLL... now did you make that up or find it?

  2. #22
    I would rather bang out mother oceans big gaping "back door" over any other chick...

  3. #23
    I cant knock ya on that, Id rather a good day of surf over sex day.

    But the best is have a great surf and railin your lady in the shower after... Haha

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Magnaplasm View Post
    I cant knock ya on that, Id rather a good day of surf over sex day.

    But the best is have a great surf and railin your lady in the shower after... Haha
    Amen to that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DHD511rounded View Post
    Surfing and sex are very similar in certain ways. You have to pump hard to clear a section, you pull in and out of the barrel, and finally you are always trying to smack something. Even the lip(s)! Enjoy.
    That is ****ed up but very true. Ahahaha. Love the idea behind it tho...

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    east coast

    living here on the east coast def WAVES

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    hmm

    WAVES! for sure

  8. #28
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    well, the way i see it, getting laid is like pulling in the barrel, sometimes you need to be forcefull to get to it,
    gentel when you get in it,
    and when sh!t starts to go bad,... run like hell.

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    LOLLLLLLLLLLL!!! Keep these analogies coming.. they are great..

  10. #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by ecunfortunate View Post
    just get laid after you go surfing
    or even better take a few week vacation where you surf all mornign into mid afternoon; do a little drinking and eating then have sex for the rest of the day into the midnight hours and OK sleep for a few hours before starting all over

    hmmm the question that comes is should yoru gf / wife be in the water surfing with you OR should surfing be a peacefull time between yourself & mother ocean????