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  1. #11
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    Hollister is for ***s and poseurs

    " the ocean is your mistress Skip, don't neglect her"

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    "I'll ride the wave where it takes me" Eddie Vedder

  3. #13
    "Waves are toys from god" - Clay Marzo

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    "All of us have in our veins the exact same percentage of salt in our blood that exists in the ocean, and, therefore, we have salt in our blood, in our sweat, in our tears. We are tied to the ocean. And when we go back to the sea -- whether it is to sail or to watch it -- we are going back from whence we came" - JFK

    Hollister is not surf apparel...it is apparel for tools

  5. #15
    Chandler teach me how to big wave surf, not even

    Here on the North Shore we treat friends mo betta

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    "When the wave breaks here, don't be there."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnsurf View Post
    "When the wave breaks here, don't be there."
    or your gonna get drilllllllled.

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    "Back off Warchild!"
    and of course, Big Wednesday w/ Gary Busey is a goldmine as The Masochist:

    Girl at Party: You've got a great figure.
    Peggy Gordon: Thank you. You too.
    Girl at Party: Is that a padded bra?
    Peggy Gordon: No, this is all me.
    Girl at Party: God.
    Peggy Gordon: You should try a padded bra.
    Girl at Party: I have one on.

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    Matt Johnson: I don't wanna be a star. Have my picture in magazines, have a bunch of kids looking up to me. I'm a drunk, Bear, a screw up. I just surf cause its good to go out and ride with your friends. I don't even have that anymore.

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    [Waxer pretends to be homosexual to avoid being drafted]
    Sergeant: Are you a homosexual?
    Waxer: Well, I guess I am. I wrote it down, "Homosexual Tendencies: Yes." Yes.
    Sergeant: Well, you're just gonna love it in the United States Army. There's lots of men there. And they get real close in foxholes and tanks, and in combat. Get him out of here and process him in the Marine Corps.
    Waxer: If you send me to Vietnam, I'll just die.

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    [Leroy the Masochist pretends to be insane to avoid being drafted]
    Psychologist: I see here they call you a masochist.
    Leroy the Masochist: I like pain.
    Psychologist: Can you be specific? What kind of pain do you like?
    Leroy the Masochist: Any kind of pain.
    Psychologist: Such as?
    Leroy the Masochist: I like fights, I've dove through windows, I've eaten light bulbs, I like sharks, any kind of blood. If you gave me a gun, I'd shoot you in the face just to see what it looked like when the bullet hit.

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    Matt Johnson: You know, Mrs. Barlow, there's something I'd like straighten out.
    Mrs. Barlow: What's that, Matt?
    Matt Johnson: Well, I did a lot of things around here I'm kind of ashamed of. I tore up your lawn with my '40 Ford...
    Mrs. Barlow: Many times.
    Matt Johnson: Took my pants off in front of your friends...
    Mrs. Barlow: Oh, yes.
    Matt Johnson: And I even passed out in your closet, but I never, and I don't know who could have if I didn't, but I never, and I repeat never, ever pissed in your steam iron.

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    Bear: That's the lemon next to the pie.

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    Leroy the Masochist: Why don't you get back to Burbank!

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    Spectator: Hey, do you surf, man? Are you a surfer?
    Bear: Oh, no... Not me, I'm just a garbage man.

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    Leroy the Masochist: He ain't no hodad Squidlips!

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    Leroy the Masochist: More beer!

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    Narrator, Fly: Stay casual, Barlow.

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    Stu Nahan: You know a lot of people expected that maybe Mark "Cutback" Davis or Bob “Jungle Death” Gerrard would take the honors this year.

    Spicolli: Those guys are ***S!!

    Stu: That's terrific...

  10. #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by aka pumpmaster View Post
    Hollister is for ***s and poseurs

    " the ocean is your mistress Skip, don't neglect her"
    is "poseur" the french version?