i really like hollister clothing. My mom buys it for me all the time.
i really like hollister clothing. My mom buys it for me all the time.
Brody- "Just except what the wave is doing, get in sinc, then go with it. You don't need to see."
Johnny Utah- "Yeah right, vision is highly over rated."
life is short enough to waste on surfingOriginally Posted by wbsurfer
YES someone brought up big wednesday
jack: hey what are they doing to you (to leroy)
random dude layering leroy with marinade: were gonna roast the massacist, how you like your haole (to random fat hawaiin)
hawaiin: i like em medium well man so it taste real hono
random dude: yea man his ancestors were cannibals they at captain hook
really drunk guy at party: "CRASHERRRRRSSSSS!!!!! YAAAAHHHHHHHHGGG" (then falls down stars)
Bear: Hey guys crashers wanna go fight?
Fat Hawaiin: nah we'll get em later
Hog (after kicking ass): hey you guys!!.... SPLIT!!"
jack:wheres your surfboard
drunken Matt Johnson: in my car
jack: wheres you car
MJ: I dont know
leroy (after taking some kids board): Johnson I got a vehhicle
Dude on beach: "That is matt jonson, that is matt johnson"
Kid: "Matt jonson on my board!"
Here's one good for your friend who calls you up in the morning for a surf check (preferably after a long night of fumes and brews).
hungover/still stoned friend- "Hows the waves lookin man?"
you- "goin off, ****in double over-ankle!"
hungover/still stoned friend- "Sweet! wait... what!?"
you- "go back to bed burnout."
click.
Another one. "This is Charlie's point, sir." Duval "Charlie don't surf!"
"Major you're from God damn New Jersey what do you know about surfing."
Look at my quote bellow.
"Eddie would Go."
chhharge it brraaahhh!
big wednesday...
"If you guys leave me out here, i'm gonna drown..."
A quote from an author that probably none of you have ever heard of,.........Mark Twain. His voyage to Hawaii in the late 1800's resulted in a book, 'Roughing It', in which he referred to his observations of surfing on multiple occassions.
"We came upon a large company of naked natives, of both sexes and all ages, amusing themselves with the national pastime of surf-bathing(surfing). Each heathen would paddle three or four hundred yards out to sea,then face the shore and wait for a particularly prodigious billow to come along; at the right moment he would fling his board upon its foamy crest and himself upon the board, and he would come whizzing by like a bombshell. It did not seem that a lightning express train could shoot along at a more hair lifting speed."
Shortly thereafter Twain would go on to try surfing himself, only to have a nasty wipeout and never try it again.
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