Nov 15, 2008, 10:37 PM
Oh to be a squirrel
Think about it...
Wouldn't it be nice to be a squirrel? Now hold on...dont jump to conclusions. Dont leave any "you like nuts" comments...just think about it.
Point One: Standing four inches off the ground, would make every wave at least waist high.
Point Two: Dont have to work.
Point Three: Excellent Memory. (ex. Remembering where you put your nuts last).
Point Four: Agile.
Point Five: Intense games of real-life frogger. (God bless the fallen squirrels of the road)
Point Six: No pants. No problem.
Point Seven: Fun, exciting games of tag with fellow squirrels.
Point Eight: Tree-climbing capabilities.
Point Nine: Rare breeds have wings and can fly from tree to tree.
Point Ten: Easier mating rituals.
Nov 15, 2008, 10:48 PM
Originally Posted by retrosurfvb
Nov 15, 2008, 10:56 PM
being a squirrel would be so gnarly
Nov 15, 2008, 11:35 PM
squirrels don't fly they soar.
Nov 15, 2008, 11:37 PM
so squirrels are still an awesome creature.
Originally Posted by aczaplicki
Nov 16, 2008, 12:47 AM
Point 6: no pants no problem.
Does more really need to be said?
Nov 16, 2008, 01:40 AM
Im so glad that there is a like-minded group that agrees being a squirrel would be so awesome. I hope have good karma and can be reincarnated as one.
Nov 16, 2008, 01:47 AM
Nov 16, 2008, 02:18 AM
nice. it seemed like the people video taping it had a fun time watching this happen. also all animals can and will get drunk, and yes humans count as animals too.
Originally Posted by bbdottk
Nov 16, 2008, 02:33 AM
Thats it ever see the movie "the Fly" Well im making a machine and turning myself into a squirrel asap!!! Hahahah