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  1. #1

    Oh to be a squirrel

    Think about it...

    Wouldn't it be nice to be a squirrel? Now hold on...dont jump to conclusions. Dont leave any "you like nuts" comments...just think about it.

    Point One: Standing four inches off the ground, would make every wave at least waist high.

    Point Two: Dont have to work.

    Point Three: Excellent Memory. (ex. Remembering where you put your nuts last).

    Point Four: Agile.

    Point Five: Intense games of real-life frogger. (God bless the fallen squirrels of the road)

    Point Six: No pants. No problem.

    Point Seven: Fun, exciting games of tag with fellow squirrels.

    Point Eight: Tree-climbing capabilities.

    Point Nine: Rare breeds have wings and can fly from tree to tree.

    Point Ten: Easier mating rituals.


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    Quote Originally Posted by retrosurfvb View Post
    Think about it...

    Wouldn't it be nice to be a squirrel? Now hold on...dont jump to conclusions. Dont leave any "you like nuts" comments...just think about it.

    Point One: Standing four inches off the ground, would make every wave at least waist high.

    Point Two: Dont have to work.

    Point Three: Excellent Memory. (ex. Remembering where you put your nuts last).

    Point Four: Agile.

    Point Five: Intense games of real-life frogger. (God bless the fallen squirrels of the road)

    Point Six: No pants. No problem.

    Point Seven: Fun, exciting games of tag with fellow squirrels.

    Point Eight: Tree-climbing capabilities.

    Point Nine: Rare breeds have wings and can fly from tree to tree.

    Point Ten: Easier mating rituals.

    very nice.

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    being a squirrel would be so gnarly

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    squirrels don't fly they soar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aczaplicki View Post
    squirrels don't fly they soar.
    so squirrels are still an awesome creature.

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    Point 6: no pants no problem.

    Does more really need to be said?

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    Im so glad that there is a like-minded group that agrees being a squirrel would be so awesome. I hope have good karma and can be reincarnated as one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bbdottk View Post
    nice. it seemed like the people video taping it had a fun time watching this happen. also all animals can and will get drunk, and yes humans count as animals too.

  9. #10
    Thats it ever see the movie "the Fly" Well im making a machine and turning myself into a squirrel asap!!! Hahahah