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    Angry Bad neighbors

    so my downstairs neighbor has been a constant pain in my rear . He constantly plays his damn hipster music til 2-3 am at ridiculous volumes. hes in his late 20s unemployed, hes in a 'band' to pursue his dream with his tight girl pants and a shirt two sizes too small for him. his girlfriend is a heffer. every little thing i do he complains about and of course not in the nicest way. he bangs at my door for no damn reason. i have one month left on my lease so i'm probably gonna prank the **** out of him before i leave. i just cant believe how worthless some people can be. Just had to get that out. plus any ideas for pranks would be great

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    ha just write him a super serious letter explaining why he's a ****ing idiot and why his life is a big **** up. that'd be a good one.

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    Sounds like a real douche to me. Since you only have one month left, there isn't really any use trying to stop him. I would have confronted him months ago though. At this point I would just keep doing things to piss him off until I moved out. Hopefully your next place will be better!

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    poop in a paper bag. set it at his doorstep. light it with an aim n flame. ring the bell. hide and watch him stomp it out.

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    neighbors suck. if he keeps you up late, then when you get up for a dawn patrol, make lots of noise and wake his ass up.

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    Big party with your largest friends on your last night in the unit (after furniture moved). When he bangs on the door, drag his #ss out into the parking lot for a beating. Smelly hipsters.

    Quote Originally Posted by schrader View Post
    so my downstairs neighbor has been a constant pain in my rear . He constantly plays his damn hipster music til 2-3 am at ridiculous volumes. hes in his late 20s unemployed, hes in a 'band' to pursue his dream with his tight girl pants and a shirt two sizes too small for him. his girlfriend is a heffer. every little thing i do he complains about and of course not in the nicest way. he bangs at my door for no damn reason. i have one month left on my lease so i'm probably gonna prank the **** out of him before i leave. i just cant believe how worthless some people can be. Just had to get that out. plus any ideas for pranks would be great

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    Fill up a garbage can about 1/2 way with water and lean it on it's edge against his door overnight. When they go to open their door the next morning, it's a freak'n mini sunami!

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    Is there any possible way you might get into his apt? If you can I would suggest an upper decker or milk chicken bomb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swabby View Post
    Fill up a garbage can about 1/2 way with water and lean it on it's edge against his door overnight. When they go to open their door the next morning, it's a freak'n mini sunami!
    I like that one, but I'd fill it with dirty stinky water.

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    he voluntarily wears girls pants sounds like he was a **** in a past like and karma came back to him in this one

    o ya kill him also