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  1. #11
    While your waiting for waves just ride that thing, everybody does it.

  2. #12
    I get off my surfboard the same way I get off your girlfriend when I am done. I jump off quickly, punch her in the crotch and tell her to go bake me up some pancakes.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by myxamatosis View Post
    I get off my surfboard the same way I get off your girlfriend when I am done. I jump off quickly, punch her in the crotch and tell her to go bake me up some pancakes.
    Sorry there little buddy, you just tryed to be funny and it didnt work

  4. #14
    Are you sure I tryed? Maybe you should try to pay more attention in school.

  5. #15
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    This thread = lame sauce.

  6. #16
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    Jun 2009
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    Gulf stream
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    I'm always happy to help a surfer get off his board.

  7. #17
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    Mar 2008
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    wb and you can find me at crystal and sweetwater and all over wb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GreatWhiteShark View Post
    I'm always happy to help a surfer get off his board.
    you always have something funny to say. now dont you?

  8. #18
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
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    Monmouth County, NJ
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    Quote Originally Posted by GreatWhiteShark View Post
    I'm always happy to help a surfer get off his board.
    Do me a solid GreatWhiteShark:

    Please feed elsewhere, away from Monmouth County, NJ Thurs & Fri and to be safe this weekend - especially at dawn & dusk. Tell your friends as well.

    My sincere thanks!
    Last edited by DJFresh; Jul 1, 2009 at 09:33 PM.

  9. #19
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    Sep 2008
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    ocean city
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    105
    what?... i cant tell what this is about did you seriously just ask how to get a surfboard? im seriously questioning if your a huge kook now you asked that one... you can practice getting off your surfboard on the beach and ill surf.