While your waiting for waves just ride that thing, everybody does it.

While your waiting for waves just ride that thing, everybody does it.
I get off my surfboard the same way I get off your girlfriend when I am done. I jump off quickly, punch her in the crotch and tell her to go bake me up some pancakes.
Are you sure I tryed? Maybe you should try to pay more attention in school.
This thread = lame sauce.
I'm always happy to help a surfer get off his board.
what?... i cant tell what this is about did you seriously just ask how to get a surfboard? im seriously questioning if your a huge kook now you asked that one... you can practice getting off your surfboard on the beach and ill surf.