I have the best joke ever so i figured why not start this thread.....
So a man walked into a bar with a carrot in his ear and the bartender thought ' Why does he have a carrot in his ear?'. The following day the guy walked into the bar with a carrot in his ear and the bartender was gona ask him why but he didnt get the chance to. So the day after that the guy walked into the bar with the carrot in his ear and the bartender asked him' Why do you have a carrot in your ear?' And the guy replied....' I can't her you because i got a carrot in my ear'.