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  1. #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Driftingalong View Post
    You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.
    The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After
    a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
    As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and
    that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod.
    hahahahahahahahaha

  2. #32
    Why do blondes like lightning? Because they think they are getting their picture taken.

  3. #33
    Subject: The importance of checking your child's homework


    SEE MOMíS REPLY BELOW THE PICTURE

    Dear Mrs. Jones,
    I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah?s picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

    Sincerely,
    Mrs. Smith
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  4. #34
    HAHAHA. That can't be real, but still super hilarious.

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    hahaha roflol.^^

  6. #36
    whats roflol mean?
    Anyone here about the new mcdonalds sandwich the mcjackson? its 50 year old meat inbetween ten year old buns.

    the fisrt parts not a joke, whats that mean? and what color was george washingtons white horse? was mickey mouse a cat or a dog?

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    How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

    Cause.... if it was invented anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush.

  8. #38
    How many people with ADD does it take to screw in a lighbulb?

    Wanna Ride a Bike?

  9. #39
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    A blonde walks into a convienience store and sees a TV on the counter. She walks up to the cashier and says "I would like to buy that TV." He replies "Sorry I we don't sell to blondes." The next day she comes back to the store after dying her hair brown and says "Hello, I would like to buy that TV." The cashier replies "Sorry we don't sell to blondes." She says "How did you know I was blond??" He replies "Because thats a microwave."