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  1. Aug 4, 2009, 05:56 AM #1
    jimmycraxcorn
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    Your momma jokes

    Maybe we can learn to take out our aggressions with a thread on your momma jokes...

    I'll start... fill in the blank

    ________'s mom is like 7-11 ... she's open 24 hours a day, she's hot to go, and for 99cents you can get a slurpee.
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  2. Aug 4, 2009, 01:54 PM #2
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    yo momma is so stupid she tripped over the cord on a cordless phone
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  3. Aug 4, 2009, 02:47 PM #3
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    yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money!
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  4. Aug 4, 2009, 03:40 PM #4
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    Your momma so old she was in Jesus' yearbook...
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  5. Aug 4, 2009, 04:05 PM #5
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    yo mamma so stupid her favorite colors clear
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  6. Aug 4, 2009, 04:22 PM #6
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    your mother is so fat you can slap her leg and ride the wave.
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  7. Aug 4, 2009, 04:54 PM #7
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    Yo mama so fat, when she bought a new cereal bowl...it came with a lifeguard.
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  8. Aug 5, 2009, 03:30 AM #8
    jimmycraxcorn
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    your momma's so fat her jeans have stretch marks
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  9. Aug 5, 2009, 10:39 PM #9
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    Now if y'all will excuse me I have ta go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish.
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  10. Aug 5, 2009, 11:22 PM #10
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    your moms like a shotgun two cocks and she is loaded
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