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  1. #1
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    Jul 2008
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    Your momma jokes

    Maybe we can learn to take out our aggressions with a thread on your momma jokes...

    I'll start... fill in the blank

    ________'s mom is like 7-11 ... she's open 24 hours a day, she's hot to go, and for 99cents you can get a slurpee.

  2. #2
    yo momma is so stupid she tripped over the cord on a cordless phone

  3. #3
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    Jul 2008
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    Wilmington
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    yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money!

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    Your momma so old she was in Jesus' yearbook...

  5. #5
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    Aug 2008
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    ocmd- Los Angeles
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    yo mamma so stupid her favorite colors clear

  6. #6
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    May 2008
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    belmar
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    your mother is so fat you can slap her leg and ride the wave.

  7. #7
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    Jul 2008
    Location
    Farmingdale
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    Yo mama so fat, when she bought a new cereal bowl...it came with a lifeguard.

  8. #8
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    Jul 2008
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    carova
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    your momma's so fat her jeans have stretch marks

  9. #9
    Now if y'all will excuse me I have ta go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish.

  10. #10

    fsda

    your moms like a shotgun two cocks and she is loaded