Since the next named storm will be Ana, let's see if we can lure her over with our old-fashioned east coast charm.
Come on, Ana, don't keep me like this! I need you! You light up my heart! Everything about you is perfect! Just come this way, don't give in to the pressures of the El nino! You don't need those Pacific jerks, they just want you as a trophy! But we NEED you! If you go on the west side, you'll be forgotten within a week, whereas here, you'll be remembered for years to come! And don't think that coming through the Atlantic is a struggle... do it for us!