Ocbp r all kooks!!

[tyrone]

why do they make us get out of the water when they all suck at surfing anyways?!

[capesurfer]

a cute taunt.

[superbust]

is this relevant to anything? they only make you get out when they leave at 5:30.

[chadbrochill93]

is this relevant to anything? they only make you get out when they leave at 5:30.

and in the morning at 10



dumbass

[superbust]

and in the morning at 10



dumbass

wow dude, you got me, Im a dumbass

[Patrick Bateman]

Yea like it's beeen going off...

[OBlove]

when there are waves measured with something longer then a ruler, they are gone. and to call them all kooks isn't fair. they don't make the rules, they enforce them so they can get paid...not to piss you off. and because the lifeguard kicks you out of the water doesn't mean they want to surf as good as you, it just means that the majority of the people that are in the water when it's toe to shin high are kooks, and the want to protect them. but because you rip and every one should know who you are because you rip, just ignore them and keep surfing. you are so good that they will let you surf where ever and when ever because you rip and you really do rip! have fun and be safe. oh, and next week when your tail curls up between your legs as ANA tears you a new butt hole,don't paddle out or get slammed because you don't rip and one of our OCBP lifeguards might have to give you mouth to mouth. it's not cuz he is gay. it's because carma bit you in the a$$! support your local lifeguards. the next life they save may be yours!

[wontonwonton]

when there are waves measured with something longer then a ruler, they are gone. and to call them all kooks isn't fair. they don't make the rules, they enforce them so they can get paid...not to piss you off. and because the lifeguard kicks you out of the water doesn't mean they want to surf as good as you, it just means that the majority of the people that are in the water when it's toe to shin high are kooks, and the want to protect them. but because you rip and every one should know who you are because you rip, just ignore them and keep surfing. you are so good that they will let you surf where ever and when ever because you rip and you really do rip! have fun and be safe. oh, and next week when your tail curls up between your legs as ANA tears you a new butt hole,don't paddle out or get slammed because you don't rip and one of our OCBP lifeguards might have to give you mouth to mouth. it's not cuz he is gay. it's because carma bit you in the a$$! support your local lifeguards. the next life they save may be yours!

YES, the guys are just doin their jobs! And I hope this swell is so good/big it thins the herd.

[RedStripe75]

YES, the guys are just doin their jobs! And I hope this swell is so good/big it thins the herd.

I agree, but let's get some perspective here. The guy must be having some kind of a delayed reaction/flashback to getting put out of the water weeks ago; might be better to just direct him to the nearest mental health clinic.

[rustysrfr]

why do they make us get out of the water when they all suck at surfing anyways?!

I guard in oc, part of ocbp. What the hell are you tryna surf anyway!!!!!? like oblove said shin hi shorebreak. GET SOMEEEE. but yea we'll def see ya out there in a week. enjoy your vacation. we cant cuz your here.