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[Jimmy Slade]

Since joining this board i notice a great amount of misguided youth firing pointless questions like "What size is a good step-up?" (what a dumb question) -or- "How good will it be this weekend?" (worse).
I would like to introduce "Slade's Snippet's", a Dear Abby style letter forum where you can ask the consumate surf professional like myself your needle d ick questions. All questions will be handled appropriately and advice will be given professionally. If you do have a dumb question; mail your letter and $5 to:

Slade's Snippet's
10 Barvarian Castle Lane
Horsham, PA (don't worry about the zip, bros, i send letters w/o it all the time)

Make sure the letter say's "SLADES SNIPPET'S" on it too. My dad is the CEO of a canned soup factory and he hates it when my surf mail gets mixed up with his executive mail. Bros, this is an opportunity for me to turn this into some serious extra cred for my journalism class at Villanova. More extra cred= less time in class and more time chillin with my Frat. yoooouuuuuwwwwpppp!

Fire away bros,

-JIMMY

[aka pumpmaster]

Dear Jimmy

Is it true that frats are for losers with no friends and latent homosexuals?

[Jimmy Slade]

Dear Jimmy

Is it true that frats are for losers with no friends and latent homosexuals?

Bro,
It's a surf Frat!!! Top 44 always chill btwn tour stops and pound beers at the Frat Mansion.

To be honest, the name "pumpmaster" sounds kinda homosexual. I was thinking of sweaty dudes laying on top of each other humping when i read your screen name. Might want to change that before you ask another.

Tha Man,

-SLADE

[Aguaholic]

Rofl ~ troll

[Don Ride]

What a rip off. Hell, for $10.00 I get a Guarantee to have my soul saved and get into heaven

[aka pumpmaster]

ok, it's the loser who can't get any friends then.

Thanks

[dirtythirty34]

jimmy slader sues kelly slater for identity theft.

[lax8810]

A self-proclaimed surf professional that lives in PA.

[wbluke]

Since joining this board i notice a great amount of misguided youth firing pointless questions like "What size is a good step-up?" (what a dumb question) -or- "How good will it be this weekend?" (worse).
I would like to introduce "Slade's Snippet's", a Dear Abby style letter forum where you can ask the consumate surf professional like myself your needle d ick questions. All questions will be handled appropriately and advice will be given professionally. If you do have a dumb question; mail your letter and $5 to:

Slade's Snippet's
Queerbait, PA (don't worry about the zip, bros, i send letters w/o it all the time)

Make sure the letter say's "SLADES SNIPPET'S" on it too. My dad is the CEO of a canned soup factory and he hates it when my surf mail gets mixed up with his executive mail. Bros, this is an opportunity for me to turn this into some serious extra cred for my journalism class at Villanova. More extra cred= less time in class and more time chillin with my Frat. yoooouuuuuwwwwpppp!

Fire away bros,

-Homo Patrol

[no6rider89]

ill give you 5$ to elehant walk, oh wait you probably did that to live in a house full of dudes that all love each other becuase your "bros". or you could just actually grow some balls and not need to be attached to a frat to pick up girls. whoo wants to do a keg stand? oh so tight.