so when im outr for a couple of hours in the water when i get home i get the squirts. (poopy) how do you prevent this? is it just me? whats the history of poopy from the ocean. does anyone have a funny story. i hope we can have good natured fun with this one.
Nice, well here ya go, when i was younger, after i moved to the jersey shore, me and my boys used to always go check the surf then come back to the house and get our boards, Well My boy dave, whenever the waves were good, he would get so excited we would have to run back to the house so he didnt poop his pants, as for preventing it after you get outta the wooder? Maybe dont swallow so much salt wooder...lol
Mix of excitement plus morning coffee and it's on for me. I usually turd right in the lineup on my first duckdive if I have one of my buddies paddling behind me.
ya, are you swallowing the water?
Everytime I checked the surf with a good friend of mine and it was overhead....he would have to go to the nearest ****ter
Most docs would probably call this IBS.
im not consciosly (sp) swallowing water. it does shoot up the nose alot though. so its ok to pooh in the line up if nobody knows?.....lol
In the line up number one's okay, but number two you just don't doo.
Originally Posted by johnnytoobad
I noticed you are around the 3 piers area and wanna let ya know that when the waves are big enough to get the bars of the piers wet, the fabulous coat of white paint the birds make turns the water down current sooo biologically hazardous that you can get a 4 - 6 hr Sh** Spell. Some ppl react to the stress of surfing with IBS, but I really only get that way from a sweet bird sesh. No problems stress poop wise at a slightly intense 2ndlight today. Just a thought
the bird pooh gettin in the water makes perfect sense. the poohs ive been gettin have seemed more buggy than body just dealin with water. obviously im not gonna stop. all of the alive things ive stepped on going out at 7 am would make me stop before a prolonged pooh session would ahh but the creepy crawlys under the sea is another thread i suppose
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