I can't watch this anymore, I need to go surfing!!!!!

I can't watch this anymore, I need to go surfing!!!!!
We go ride FRISCO, but only if u're CORE enough to share da pits with staircases bradda
ya theres gonna probably be a bunch of driftwood and other stuff in the water that shouldnt be
There is loads of wood and stuff floating around, its crazy down here
same in oc dude. prolly same everywhere. hazards to watch out for when you paddle out after this:
a. jetsam and flotsam
b. chemicals/oil/pesticides/runoff from mainland and streets into ocean
c. bacteria/sewage runoff
d. dead things
be careful when you paddle out tomorrow/sunday/monday
. . . maybe even Capt. Craig will wash up somewhere along the working(?) duneline. What what?
damn my cover's blown
what? jetsam? flotsam? dude quit kooking around... jk what is that. I think i paddeled through some nasty shhhhit today and this mornign it smelled like an animal carcase in oc