Good God man, will a mod please kill this thread?!
I dunno, this thread is like a public service announcement for why every surfer should get a Hepatitus A vaccination. That and keep your tetanus shots up to date. I try not to surf for 72 hours after a rain, but G-D knows, when it's breaking perfectly after a storm; I have to paddle out.
I mean let's face it, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
I tried it once a while back in Cali in the water submerged ( no wet suit) and that sphincter had a devil of a time opening up. I have however crapped under beach homes in Malibu in my skimboarding days...........