I just got the most intense abdominal workout from laughter reading the first few pages of this insane thread and had to stop for now or else I'll be too beat for dawn patrol in an hour. Definitely going to finish up the last several pages of classics later. Perhaps on the toilet.
I find this thread, which I haven't even looked at, to be thoroughly disgusting. Poop and fart jokes are just terrible, and have no place in decent society.
The fact that humans have to release waste products is appalling. It sickens me daily. I hate the body and can't wait for my soul to be released from this dirty, gas producing, menstrauting, urinating monstrosity. And nobody else seems to care. Y'all just go on aboot your business and could care less. Well, let me tell you something Jack, the body is gross. Yucky.
Humans think they are so sophisticated.......separate from the animal kingdom. But humans are just as dirty, if not more, than any friggin animal.