The only problem with letting one loose in the water is when it does not disconnect automatically and you have to smack the turd off your own ass.
It beats the alternative of trying to bury one like a sea turtle on the beach somewhere.....
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May 30, 2013, 02:00 AM #102Senior Member
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May 30, 2013, 02:49 AM #103
Are you throwing back a few with that clown trevaturdlution?
May 30, 2013, 08:05 AM #104
I just got the most intense abdominal workout from laughter reading the first few pages of this insane thread and had to stop for now or else I'll be too beat for dawn patrol in an hour. Definitely going to finish up the last several pages of classics later. Perhaps on the toilet.
May 30, 2013, 03:18 PM #105
I find this thread, which I haven't even looked at, to be thoroughly disgusting. Poop and fart jokes are just terrible, and have no place in decent society.
The fact that humans have to release waste products is appalling. It sickens me daily. I hate the body and can't wait for my soul to be released from this dirty, gas producing, menstrauting, urinating monstrosity. And nobody else seems to care. Y'all just go on aboot your business and could care less. Well, let me tell you something Jack, the body is gross. Yucky.
Humans think they are so sophisticated.......separate from the animal kingdom. But humans are just as dirty, if not more, than any friggin animal.
Sneezing, coughing, spitting, menstrauting, uirninating, defecating, puss-emiting beasts.
WHoever brought this thread back from the dead, I'm fining you $50.00. Contact me to arrange payment.
May 30, 2013, 05:10 PM #107
I dropped turd a couple summers ago. My buddy saw it floating and blamed it on BP. Ive never told him any different.
May 30, 2013, 05:28 PM #108
May 30, 2013, 05:35 PM #109
May 30, 2013, 07:50 PM #110
British petroleum. They had a small oil spill down here. He thought it was a tar ball.