There's nothing right about this thread........is this what we're "saving the oceans" for? Show some control you sick fu***rs......(seriously,..."winter" and "epic" conditions might get reconsideration...both very rare situations at best) Didn't you sick bastards just finish the "tourists dumping gargabe" thread? Nothing makes sense anymore....I gotta go drop the kids off at the pool.....AT THE POOL....NOT THE OCEAN!!!!
I agree with you completely. Whenever I'm feeling sad and alone, I'll fill up my excretory system with various meats and cheeses, take a laxative, and head to the local swimming pool. After relieving myself somewhat conspicuously, I like to sit on the edge watching my turds wreak havoc.
I think Bobbyg's turtle method is the best. Every convenient when their is large crowds on the beach and in the water. To be truthful with the people that have actually done this, you guys are some sick sons of b!tches!!
As a water quality professional I have to say - Stop pooping in the ocean, it sets a bad example!
Three deer hunters drinking all night, one, Joe is very hung over the next morning. For the morning hunt, the other two post him at a tree and will check on him latter. One hunter shoots a deer and takes it back to the tree to gut. Joe, at the tree has fallen asleep while taking a dump and is still leaning against the tree with him pants down.
“Hey let’s put the deer guts under Joe’s ass”. They drag the deer back to the cabin and return to get Joe.
When they see Joe, He is flipping out and says to him friends, “You will not believe this guys, and I was so hung over I **** my guts out! But, by the grace of God and these two fingers, I was able to put them back”!
A guy calls his doc and says: "My wife has this problem, everyday she has a bowel movement at the same time, 9am. The doc replies saying, " that's alright, it's healthy to be regular." The guy says, "you don't understand doc, we don't get out of bed until 10!"
Last edited by Masterjasson; Jul 14, 2011 at 12:43 PM.
Once I was doing a dawn patrol, and I didn't know of any places that were open yet with a bathroom, but everything "dropped a level" right as I was paddling out. There was no way it was staying in. I ended up having to let it go twice and I was mortified by the experience. I will never do it again. Plus I eventually had to get out and find the closest bathroom (it isn't very safe to drive when you're millimeters away from crapping yourself) at the Coffee shop a mile away.