Ha Ha this is great stuff! I am a people watcher from way back and love this kind of thing. What mother would let their sons leave the house looking like that? That is way worse than pants hanging off your ass with your boxers hanging out which was my previously most hated look. I have to admit, being from Jersey I did go through a faze like that in the mid 80's. Pumped up muscles, spiked blond hair and overly taned, and I can tell you without a doubt that building big muscles will not help your surfing. Took me years to loosen that bulk up and kinda struggle with it still. I hate when an old picture turns up of me during that time period . Whats with the pucker lips??