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    jokes...

    whats the difference between santa and tiger woods? hahahah

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    santa stops at 3 ho's

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    Solid stuff.

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    from www.textsfromlastnight.com:


    (918): i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning...

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    What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

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    whats the opposite of christopher walkins?


    answer: christopher reeves


    Whats a sad dairy product?


    answer: blue cheese

    how do you know if a blonde used your computer?

    answer: if the joystick is wet

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    guy joins monestary..rule is that he is only allowed to speak 2 words every 10 years. After the first 10 years go by, he goes up to head monk and says his 2 words...."food bad". Another 10 years pass, again he approaches head monk and says...."bed hard". A decade later and its time for another visit to head monk and this time he says..."I quit!". Head monk looks at him and responds...."im not surprised, youve done nothing but complain since you got here!"

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    Breaking news: Santa Clause reported his naughty girls list stolen. Police confirm Tiger Woods as chief suspect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NJ SPONGIN View Post
    What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
    A cat-a-logue.
    hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by NJ SPONGIN View Post
    A cat-a-logue.
    hahaha


    i see what you did there
    Last edited by pvjumper05; Dec 16, 2009 at 07:19 PM. Reason: to see what he did there