guy joins monestary..rule is that he is only allowed to speak 2 words every 10 years. After the first 10 years go by, he goes up to head monk and says his 2 words...."food bad". Another 10 years pass, again he approaches head monk and says...."bed hard". A decade later and its time for another visit to head monk and this time he says..."I quit!". Head monk looks at him and responds...."im not surprised, youve done nothing but complain since you got here!"