I'm a little bored this morning, but something has been running through my mind lately that i wish to share with everyone: The invention of a couple of words my friends and i are lending to the local vocabulary. Please find the words listed below, with proper pronunciation and contextual examples for everyday use. Use at your own discretion but be careful in case you might find phucking Ronnie chasing you down the boardwalkk throwing some blows at your heads.
Delvecchio: Del-vecc-io (noun): d1ck. Johnson. Ex.: "i need to drain my delvecchio."
Situation: Sit-chu-ation (noun-verb): ****sexual. Ex.: "Greg was checking out dudes at the bar, i think he may be a Situation."
Snookie: Snookie (noun): gooch. "My snookie itches really bad, i think i have crabs."
And just to clear the air, i am a huge fan of the show