"windswellsucks" was supposed to change his name after coming on here and going off about how great the swell was on one weekend last year. Turns out the weekend swell he was blowing his load about was a short period "wind swell"!! He never changed his name. Go figure!
although "MookStorm" is totally hilarious, try one of these:
-wave,the ripper (like "jack the ripper" OMG LMAO!!!)
-niteshredder (only if you surf at night though- and if you spell it "nite" it is more mysterious)
Yeah brah, totally glad i could hook you up with your next name!!!