So last night at like 11:00pm, My fiance and I are watching a movie, drinking some wine and chilling. All of the sudden I hear noise on my front porch. I hear one of my boards tip over, like the wind blew it over onto the cement. Then I think for a second, man there is no wind outside. So after about 5 seconds of thinking, I jumped up and looked out my peep hole. I see some person with a Baseball hat on. My golf clubs happen to be right by my front door, so I grab my putter with a huge jagged head on it and wing the door open. There is some 16-19 0r 20 year old Punk standing on my porch. I had two beach cruisers on my Porch (neither locked up) and two surf boards. My one beach cruiser was already gone and it looked like he was moving my boards out of the way to get my girls cruiser... At this point I walk towards him and basically say "Are you fu**ing serious. You little fu**s just walked up on my porch and stole my bike? I looked down the stair case and saw a couple more little wanna be gangster mexican teenagers and **** standing at the bottom. The kid was like "I aint steel **** from you Homie" So after quickly thinking about the situation, at first I was going to walk up and crack this kid with my golf club, but then I would have had to go golf clubbing a whole group of little punk as$ kids. ANd these days, these little mexican punks could have pulled knives or whatever... I was in no fear at the time, But I just thought, dude, I turned 30 years old 2 days ago, if I beat down some 17 year old for ANY reason, even if they were wrong, I would probably spend some time in jail explaining why I slammed a putter through some kids head.... Not to mention the fact that if I did beat this kid down, then I could be dealing his little gang banger friends coming back around to fu** with me. I mean, these little punks invaded my home so they know where I live...
So basically, My fiance called the cops while this was all happening, They didnt even call back or respond, fancy that... But I told the kid when we were standing out there. I was like look kid, You are truely a fu**ing moron. Our lights are on. Our TV is on. You already got one of the bikes, then you start banging all my **** around. I told him he needs to go back to criminal school and get the FU** off my porch before i killed him. Then he ran off...
I wasnt even too mad about it, cause honestly, I have not ridden that bike in 2 years. Its the principal though. My fiance has asked me for years to sell the bike or give it away because I never use it. I always argue and tell her that Its mine and that someday it will come in handy...
I guess since I turned 30 a couple days ago, this is gods way of showing me that I am too old to ride around on a beach cruiser now...
So, anyway, I kind of laughed it off after it happened and was happy that I didnt go nuts and get myself into more trouble that the situation was worth...
But damn dude, what are you supposed to do as an adult when some almost-grown up little sh** deserves to get phsically injured.... Fu**ing sucks... Its a good thing he didnt take my boards though,. Would have chased him down and probably killed him... I would have been in a blind rage....
But anyway, I thought I would share that with you guys, cause im sure plenty of other guys have had some little rat thieves come onto their property and steal sh**. Its just funny, cause you always think, MAN I WISH I WOULD HAVE CAUGHT THEM WHILE THEY WERE DOING IT... And I did catch one of them, and it was a ****ing kid... Im like, dude I cant even just tackle you and hold you here till the cops come. I mean, sh** I really felt like my hands were tied.
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Originally Posted by zach619
