...that maybe, just maybe we should consider renaming this site:
"Swell Lost-n-Found'Info.com"
Heck, with all the "lost" items mentioned on here:
boards...
wetties...
girl friends...
keys...
virginity...
Hell, Zippy's head (which one I am not certain and nor do I wanna know)...
Or, and this may be more fitting: "Forum of the and for the absent minded.com"