Surfing and sex
If surfing be compared to sex, then longboarding is equitable to masturbation;
feels o.k. if you don't have to do it often and should not be done in a crowd.
If I wake up and have to "longboard" for my morning ritual one more day, I am going to join a monastery( take up golf).
Pray for waves!
Solid post.
Keep stroking little buddy - The end of this flat spell is no where in sight. I havent gotten my bird wet since before the may 26th swell - by bird i mean surfboard
Originally Posted by locals are lazy
feels o.k. if you don't have to do it often and should not be done in a crowd.
If I wake up and have to "longboard" for my morning ritual one more day, I am going to join a monastery( take up golf).
Pray for waves!
LOL I actually look at shortboarding as being a Minute Man LOL . Dont be hatin cause longboards get longer rides and have better stamina and dont "pull out" after a couple turns LOL
No need to pray for waves around here, Head high to double overhead barrels, cool beer and warm water! www.gosurfelsalvador.com
Are you looking at the same report as I am? Because end of flat spell is in sight, but it will 100% change.. haha
knee to thigh high next monday? I wouldnt call that the end of the flat spell
...does that make bodyboarding like gay sex (never even let it cross your mind)?
... and SUPing like unprotected sex (those things are dangerous!)?
... and bodysurfing like sex with a cousin (depends on how hot it is)?
Are you people not seeing waist-chest and clean on Tuesday? Am I superhuman? haha
you have to remember not everyone is looking at the Monmouth County forecast...
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