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  1. #11
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    Ha Ha,

    Well when I was a kid there were virtually no surf companies and the only surfing shorts were birdwells. Since we couldn't afford them we all wore cuttoffs in the surf, I mean everyone wore cutoffs. Don't think I saw a real pair of surf trunks until the eighties.

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    I didn't see him or his buddy catch one wave. And he wasn't that old, probably younger than me. Oh, and his buddy had redneck tan lines

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    I have a picture of a naked dude surfing the OB pier (No i didnt take it) last summer in a crowded lineup and like 500 people on the beach. I would post it, but the photo is just down right innappropriate, but awesome no like on 1000 different levels. None of us knew he was naked until he took off on a wave. The whole time he was submerged so we all assumed he was trunkin it. The guy road his long baord all the way in, like 200 yards. Stepped right off on the sand, threw the londboard under his arm and walked, butt naked across the beach and off into the streets of OB. There were like 10 lifeguards standing there. No one said a fu**iing word. I mean, no one had the balls to mess with this guy. He walked across the beach like he owned the bi**h. It was Priceless.... I mean, to see the touristas reaction to it was priceless.... Fu** jean shorts, just go commando and show them all who is boss.

    And you want a good laugh when you come to San Diego, hang a right when you get down to blacks beach from the Hang Glider port.... You would give anything to see a pair of jean shorts there. ANYTHING!@
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    Quote Originally Posted by zach619 View Post
    I have a picture of a naked dude surfing the OB pier (No i didnt take it) last summer in a crowded lineup and like 500 people on the beach. I would post it, but the photo is just down right innappropriate, but awesome no like on 1000 different levels. None of us knew he was naked until he took off on a wave. The whole time he was submerged so we all assumed he was trunkin it. The guy road his long baord all the way in, like 200 yards. Stepped right off on the sand, threw the londboard under his arm and walked, butt naked across the beach and off into the streets of OB. There were like 10 lifeguards standing there. No one said a fu**iing word. I mean, no one had the balls to mess with this guy. He walked across the beach like he owned the bi**h. It was Priceless.... I mean, to see the touristas reaction to it was priceless.... Fu** jean shorts, just go commando and show them all who is boss.

    And you want a good laugh when you come to San Diego, hang a right when you get down to blacks beach from the Hang Glider port.... You would give anything to see a pair of jean shorts there. ANYTHING!@


    hahhahaha thats awesome. what a legend/mentally confused individual

  5. #15
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    ahhhhh...the REAL 70's show.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Zippy View Post
    Ha Ha,

    Well when I was a kid there were virtually no surf companies and the only surfing shorts were birdwells. Since we couldn't afford them we all wore cuttoffs in the surf, I mean everyone wore cutoffs. Don't think I saw a real pair of surf trunks until the eighties.
    if you were extra cool, you wore boxers that hung down from the cutoffs for a stylistic message that said BADASS....

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    Cool the REAL OB method

    Quote Originally Posted by zach619 View Post

    And you want a good laugh when you come to San Diego, hang a right when you get down to blacks beach from the Hang Glider port.... You would give anything to see a pair of jean shorts there. ANYTHING!@
    ahhh, i still have hazy memories of The Black (the store, not the beach) and the dog beach just north of OB. i loved living there (corner of newport and santa barbara), especially the airplanes taking off over the beach from lindbergh...i still have an OB sticker on my motorcycle...not really on topic, zach, but ya made me all misty for old times...sniff...thanks bud..

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by zach619 View Post
    I have a picture of a naked dude surfing the OB pier (No i didnt take it) last summer in a crowded lineup and like 500 people on the beach. I would post it, but the photo is just down right innappropriate, but awesome no like on 1000 different levels. None of us knew he was naked until he took off on a wave. The whole time he was submerged so we all assumed he was trunkin it. The guy road his long baord all the way in, like 200 yards. Stepped right off on the sand, threw the londboard under his arm and walked, butt naked across the beach and off into the streets of OB. There were like 10 lifeguards standing there. No one said a fu**iing word. I mean, no one had the balls to mess with this guy. He walked across the beach like he owned the bi**h. It was Priceless.... I mean, to see the touristas reaction to it was priceless.... Fu** jean shorts, just go commando and show them all who is boss.

    And you want a good laugh when you come to San Diego, hang a right when you get down to blacks beach from the Hang Glider port.... You would give anything to see a pair of jean shorts there. ANYTHING!@
    Ha! That reminds me of a story of a friend of mine who was traveling for work and staying in a hotel. One night he was out drinking pretty heavily, went back to his room, took off all his clothes and fell into bed. He woke up in the middle of the night to take a leak, still buzzed, and walked into what he thought was the bathroom. As his eyes were adjusting to the sudden brightness he realized he had instead walked out of the room into the hallway. Before he could react he heard the "click" of the door shutting behind him- he was locked out and totally naked! The only thing he could do was walk down the hall, take the elevator to the lobby and walk to the front desk. Thankfully it was like 3am so nobody was out, not even the woman at the front desk. When she came out she could only see him from the chest up so she probably thought he at least had underwear on. He got the key, paused for a second, and then just turned around and casually walked back to his room.

    Maybe that surfing dude lost his trunks in a wipeout and did the coolest thing he could with the situation- just pretend nothing was wrong!

  8. #18
    Yeah that nude beach at the bottom of the goat trail heading to blacks is usually a total sausage fest literally. However I was there once and saw 4 of the all time hottest beach hunnies stark naked playing volleyball, absolutely epic. Did not talk to them or anything just enjoyed the show. I dunno if they were porn stars or what but they definitely sucked at volleyball so it involved a lot of bending over

  9. #19

    jorts

    i can remember a pic on the cover of surfer mag back in the early 90's of a guy surfing at jaws. jorts, belt and churchhills on the loop. i personaly love jorts and mullets...thats another level...on a harley...at the campground...with some sunburn...

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